42 definitions by andyfellovernet

krakauer

See above definition; also newly divorced bull-dyke. Her bitch finally grew a pair and told the man-hater to eat shit.

"Hey, I realized you are a hockey playing guy and I am married to a man, I will never speak to you again, please don't kick my ass"

by andyfellovernet May 24, 2003

bandaloon

a species of animal with an ass for a face. Normally talks out of the cornhole. see also: really ugly dogs

"Paul, your dog is a fuckin' bandaloon."

by andyfellovernet June 19, 2003

pasta pals

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."

by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003

voipwoot

expression commonly used during times of agreement.

"Did you like how the cologne smelled?"
"Not really."
FART shittlecocktail
"Voipwoot!"

by andyfellovernet October 7, 2003

fizzuck

fuck; with a hint of cool

let's get the fizzuck outta herre!

by andyfellovernet April 3, 2003

unfortunate

Future teen girl squad death; used when so and so is squashed by a billboard with the word unfortunate on it.

"Kapwang" accompanies the death

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

chubrock

A chubrock is the boner that the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's gets

"Let's give this Fazoli's tomato a nice chubrock by stealing Andy's Mom's dildo and attatching it to his center portions."

by andyfellovernet May 24, 2003