andy's definitions

Socks

Short for "Sucks Cocks", Socks is to recieve oral sex. If you recieve a pair of socks, you've been given a blowjob, and if you give a pair, you've licked out a girl.

-So what happened last nite man? I didn't see you anywhere!
-I was getting socks off of (girl)
-Man you rock!

by Andy June 16, 2004

STG

Coming from the phrase "I'd smash the granny out of that", the Smash The Granny is abbreviated to STG, meaning any Fit, shaggable girl in the vicinity.

Steve! Steve!
What?
STG dude, behind you!
Whoa!

by Andy June 16, 2004

Take-Away

Basically, if you want to say that you've eaten out a girl, instead you can say that you went for a take-away (ie. you ate out)

Alternatively you can use the phrase socks

So...Andy...What did you get up to?
I went for a take-away!
Whoa whoa whoa sweet child o'mine!

by Andy June 19, 2004

Predacon

1) a member of a special team of Decepticons who all transform into animals: Razorclaw, Rampage, Tantrum, Divebomb, Headstrong. Combine into Predaking.

2) the name adopted by the evil side (ex-Decepticons) in Beast Wars.

Razorclaw is a Predacon.

by Andy June 22, 2004

Predaking

Composite form of the Predacons - a massive robot with a lion's head on its chest and wielding a huge sword.

Don't fuck with Predaking.

by Andy June 22, 2004

misunderestimated

Word invented by George W Bush because he's an idiotic stupid moronic cunt who can't even string a sentence together.

He either means misunderstood or underestimated.

George W Bush is a fucking cunt.

by Andy June 23, 2004

darth vader's helmet

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

by Andy June 23, 2004