andy's definitions

mukgao

another word for calling someone a mexican.

God damn! That is one dirty mukgao!

by Andy March 29, 2005

camelhumper

Somebody who commits acts of sexual intimacy with dromedaries or bactrians. An especially horny and sex-starved desert traveller, or a total perv.

Also an annoying person resembling the above.

When the new recruit arrived at the desert base, the sergeant told him to keep his urges under control, but when he got too horny, he should use the camel in the shed. After a month his balls were fit to burst and he went in there and fucked the camel every which way. When he came out he asked the sergeant if he did it right and the sergeant said to the camelhumper, well, the other guys just ride it to the brothel in the next town.

by Andy December 29, 2007

boss car

An oversized, petrol-guzzling monstrosity of the kind which is particularly to blame for trashing the planet. e.g. Mercedes, Rolls Royce, limo, etc.

I'm going to go smash up that boss car.

If you get run over by a boss car, you can sue the rich git driving it for loads of money.

by Andy April 24, 2004

Blunkett

Blind as a bat, probably from having his head jammed so far up his own arse.

Blunkett is a cunt.

by Andy May 7, 2004

MS

Short for a really cool game called Maple Story. It is a 2D side scrolling MMORPG!
www.maplesglobal.com

MS is such a leet game man!
Dude! I'm level 80 in Maple Story now! I'll hook you up with a few icicles!

by Andy January 27, 2005

Eotheod

Realm in northern Middle Earth (JRR Tolkien's world), the original home of the people who later became the Rohirrim. The word was used to refer to both the realm and the people. The people moved to Rohan and became the Rohirrim after aiding Gondor at the Battle of the Field of Celebrant and being granted the province of Calenardhon (Rohan) as a reward. Eotheod is also the place of origin of the mearas, the great horses of Rohan.

Marked on maps in the Lord of the Rings, but never figures in the book. The War in Middle Earth PC game has tastefully sited a number of ruined towns and an important artefact in the region.

Eotheod is south of Mount Gundabad, north of the realm of the Beornings and east of the Misty Mountains.

Eorl led the Eotheod people from Eotheod to Rohan.

by Andy April 19, 2004

Anskavern

Port city in northern Sommerlund.

The ships leaving Anskavern head for locations such as Holmgard and the Kirlundin Isles.

by Andy April 24, 2004