amanda's definitions

baby virus

The consequences of having unprotecting sex resulting in an condition known as pregnancy. In nine months a small creature will emerge from the infected soul's vagina. Next time use a condom.

Oh wait, I think I might have the baby virus (damn those tarot card readings)

by Amanda December 5, 2002

read for trash

to bitch someone out.

That player was cheating on me. The next time I see his ass I'm going to read him for trash.

by Amanda May 11, 2004

dumb dumb

a common term used when someone is being stupid or idiotic... or just dumb, made into a noun. (c)amanda ryyla

Alessia is a dumb dumb.

by amanda December 29, 2004

single-serving friend

(from the movie Fight Club) A "friend" you meet once, for example on a plane, and never see again.

"Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met."

by Amanda April 20, 2004

jewfro

The coolest hairdo in the world that all the goyim wish they could grow.

My grandfather sported a jewfro.

by Amanda May 9, 2005

fuggly

fuckin ugly...and belive me...i've seen a few fuggly people in my day!

That chick is fuggly, it looks like she ran into a brick wall!

by Amanda January 18, 2005

beautiful

Pleasant to the eye, and senses, often we are in awe of a beautiful specimen or landscape because it feels a little out of reach and hard to possess.....

Did you see that beautiful girl walking by, did it make you want to cry?

by Amanda October 21, 2003