A party where all the attendees are couples; paired off like Noah's Ark.
A: How was last night?
B. Sucked. It was The Ark.
A: That's the worst.
by seekingschmeeling September 21, 2006
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rkt) 1. When a Game that had plenty of time in Early access or beta programs, is filled with bugs, glitches, exploits, and routinely crashes long after the official release of the game. 2. When the game you love and have supported through the intentional individual purchase of each dlc instead of purchasing the full season pass constantly screws you over on a regular basis via broken coding.
I was playing on the Hardcore Ark servers on a level 100 character who had all the tekgrams unlocked when the game crashed and I drown in two feet of water, I just got Arked so hard!. (or) The company Wildcard just Arked its entire community with a recent patch.
by Cpt Flags August 7, 2018
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Means you have a Godzilla cock and destroy girls pussys
Yo he has a Arke”
by Cumstain03 April 14, 2020
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to draw attention to
An order or instruction to look at or pay attention to something or someone.

London unknown if derived from cockney slang.
ark at him he's talking bollocks

Listen to/look at/pay attention to/him, the content of his definition lacks credibility
by Uncle Reg August 27, 2007
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Oh God don't play this game it will mess up your life and when you quit playing you will some how get sucked back in by one of your friends and then you will hate yourself for coming back you are now in a never ending loop
Oh no Lee and julian are playing ark now there in a loop
by Big al head ass February 6, 2019
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Stands for Auto-tuned Rich Kids
Rebecca Black is the perfect example of an ARK.
by whtefhwtehw August 25, 2011
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Acts of Random Kindness

Doing a random kind thing for some one else.
John: I smiled at a homeless guy.

mom: that was a very good ARK; act of random kindness son.
by nata331213 July 27, 2012
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