alex's definitions

smoking the pole

the act of sucking ones dick

Shit, that bitch really knows how to smoke that pole!

by Alex April 6, 2004

moni

Short for Monica. The hottest girl you know. Some have seen her around Rhode Island, but her original place of origin is in VA- 804 beyotch! Her hair is naturally curly, but dont be fooled because occasionally she will straighten it. No one knows the exact color of her eyes but be advised- she is extremely hot and if you ever get the chance to go out with her, just hope she likes you as much as you like her, if its possible....

Man, have you seen moni? If she gets any hotter we will all melt.

by Alex April 9, 2004

gettin' greasy

to have sex

my brother and his girlfriend were gettin' greasy upstairss

by alex April 10, 2004

George W. Bush

To be a idiot

Total Dumba$$

More retarded and stupid than most dumb and most stupid

Miserable Failure (Check on google.com by entering miserable failure and then clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky")

George W. Bush is an idiot

George W. Bush is a dumba$$

by Alex April 12, 2004

seen

to mean to understand something

"Yo blud where u at?
"Im at yard blud"
"Oh seen"

by Alex April 14, 2004

Foo Fighters

One of the best rock bands of the 90's, Dave Grohl is a genius who learned from another genius named Kurt Cobain. The song Everlong is the best song of all time.

Hello I've waited here for you, everlong....

by Alex April 14, 2004

jelly bracelets

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out

look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!

by Alex April 15, 2004