Definitions by affluent geoffrey

ladyfriend 

A code word often used by closeted gay men to describe their gay lovers.

"I am straight but my ladyfriend likes to go dancing at the gay nightclubs in Providence."

ladyfriend by affluent geoffrey January 31, 2020

JP 

Acronym for the Boston neighborhood Jamaica Plain. Diversity is celebrated in JP. It's not uncommon to see affluent college kids intermingling with disadvantaged inner city youths at the public parks where playing basketball and smoking marijuana is a way of life.

"Hey lets go to JP to play some hoops and blaze up with the homeboys."

JP by affluent geoffrey January 31, 2020

Mattapan 

A section of Boston, MA plagued by drugs, violence and poverty. Locals refer to it as "the Pan".

"yo bro wanna go to the projects in Mattapan and score some heroin?"

"motherfucker are you nuts? i'm not going to the Pan at night."

"u a pussy."

Mattapan by affluent geoffrey October 13, 2019

Sophia Richie 

Daughter of musician Lionel Richie. She is a model and hot AF.

Sophia Richie is hotter than any of the Kardashians.

Sophia Richie by affluent geoffrey October 7, 2019

Portsmouth Plumber 

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

Portsmouth Plumber by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

Sour Patch Momma 

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.

"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"

Sour Patch Momma by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019

panchilly 

The ultimate compliment in the coding world. A large step above elite. A panchilly coder is in high demand and typically earns 300k.

"Kid you may be 1337 but I am panchilly as fuck. Recognize."

panchilly by affluent geoffrey August 11, 2019