Mattapan

A section of Boston, MA plagued by drugs, violence and poverty. Locals refer to it as "the Pan".

"yo bro wanna go to the projects in Mattapan and score some heroin?"

"motherfucker are you nuts? i'm not going to the Pan at night."

"u a pussy."

by affluent geoffrey October 13, 2019

schadegging

A term used to describe when someone goes to online forums to hype up cities or towns in an attempt to increase the value of their real estate investment properties.

This is fucking insane. The moderator banned me from the message board for schadegging. I don't even own any damn properties! Son of a bitch is clueless.

by affluent geoffrey June 26, 2019

Sour Patch Momma

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.

"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"

by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019

juked

To ejaculate. Typically done in a disrespectful manner.

"Jimmy said he picked up a $20 blowjob whore in Oakland last night and juked in her mouth."

by affluent geoffrey July 22, 2019

ladyfriend

A code word often used by closeted gay men to describe their gay lovers.

"I am straight but my ladyfriend likes to go dancing at the gay nightclubs in Providence."

by affluent geoffrey January 31, 2020

JP

Acronym for the Boston neighborhood Jamaica Plain. Diversity is celebrated in JP. It's not uncommon to see affluent college kids intermingling with disadvantaged inner city youths at the public parks where playing basketball and smoking marijuana is a way of life.

"Hey lets go to JP to play some hoops and blaze up with the homeboys."

by affluent geoffrey January 31, 2020

panchilly

The ultimate compliment in the coding world. A large step above elite. A panchilly coder is in high demand and typically earns 300k.

"Kid you may be 1337 but I am panchilly as fuck. Recognize."

by affluent geoffrey August 11, 2019