ptaindelka

Banging all available silverware on one’s front porch in protest of an incoming tornado
That twister would’ve taken a hard right down Cedar if Jimmy would’ve remembered the spoons. The ptaindelka was incomplete, and now we’re staying with the Smurf worship commune.
by afflaffagoo March 15, 2023
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Dirk

The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.
You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!
by afflaffagoo January 30, 2022
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owekadill

Intentionally pronounceable gibberish; designed to make one try to find meaning in nothing
Dirk: How would you pronounce this? Is it a lost language?
Jimmy: It means nothing, it’s just owekadill.
by afflaffagoo November 02, 2023
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afflaffagoo

In a shooting competition where competitors shoot a taxidermied and feathered animal, a competitor shoots the animal, which ruffles many of its feathers into the air, at which point the competitor identifies a particular feather that is flying through the air with a laser pointer to point out to the crowd that they will use for their next shot, and successfully shoots the same feather, to earn a bonus multiplier in the competition
A sensational afflaffagoo for Hoops McCann to end his turn, earning him quintuple points for the round!
by afflaffagoo December 15, 2021
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Zeeb

A slang term for a referee. Short for zebra, which the black-and-white striped officiating shirt loosely resembles.
Fuckin' zeebs can't tell the difference between holding and pass interference, can we please get some full-time employees?
by afflaffagoo January 19, 2024
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Jimmy

The village goatkeeper who failed his mancofteclause as a boy.
Jimmy knows that goatkeeping is a difficult job and regrets being born into the village.
by afflaffagoo January 30, 2022
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flankstankbeebee

When invited to a war reenactment, instead of properly participating, you bring a T-shirt cannon with dog poop as ammo, find a stealthy spot in range of the opponent’s base, and fire away over their wall to gross them out, allowing your side to move in and win, and angering everyone in the process
That’s Dirk’s fourth flankstankbeebee this year, who keeps inviting him to these things?
by afflaffagoo December 25, 2021
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