Quintuple 

When a man pops a boner and quickly starts thrusting his penis inside a woman’s pussy. But when he cream pies that clit, he still thrusts his wiener into her cervix even when his penis is now soft and a chode. The woman clenches her clit lips together, cutting off circulation to the crank, leaving it saggy and purple.

Get in my fucking bed Sally so I can Quintuple that cunt.

Quintuple by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

quintuple nigger 

Quite possibly the worst insult in the internet you shall ever encounter.
It’s the insult to end all insults, it’s the one insult to rule them all.

Steve: Nigger!
Nick: Double nigger!!
Bruce: Tripple nigger!!!
Tony : Quadruple nigger!!!!
Thanos: Quintuple nigger!!!!!

*Half of the entire universe is wiped out*

quintuple nigger by DaCoon57 January 27, 2019

quintuple standard 

5 to 1 ratio.

A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia.

quintuple standard by Noel Torrey March 8, 2009

Quintuple Dare 

The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.

Situation 1:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.

Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.

Situation 2:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.

Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--

-Earth Implodes-

Quintuple Dare by commentary_queen August 11, 2010

quintuple-third-cousin 

Quintuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common.

My quintuple-third-cousin is a good person.

quintuple-third-cousin by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Quintuple Six Rule 

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require:

1.) Six figure salary+
2.) Six pack abs+
3.) Six inch penis+
4.) Six feet tall+
5.) Six years of college+(advanced degree)

We can’t date I go by the quintuple six rule.

Quintuple Six Rule by MysteriousSpoon April 2, 2021

quintuple newpin

When someone inhales 5 Newport cigarettes at once.

Effects...

Normally Causes Dizziness, loss of breath and a large cloud of smoke

WOW that guy was just quintuple newpin, he must smoke alott of ciggarets.

quintuple newpin by NEWPMAN September 14, 2009