When people ask me what my dolphin job is, I tell them that I had an amporporatus last year, and they can use that information to infer that I am a real estate agent.
by afflaffagoo January 30, 2022
Winner of the 2020 USBBO, Winner of the 2021 USBBO, Winner of the 2022 USBBO, Winner of the 2023 USBBO, 13-time defending champion of Chuck at the Tuck, put Christmas back on the map, proud owner of Seve’s book… sometimes he dominates without even trying, get better… put your hands together for the one, the only… Mickle… Thwiiist!!!
*sincere claps from audience, a few boos*
Micklethwist: 1v1, it’s just me, and Jordan. Never lost.
*sincere claps from audience, a few boos*
Micklethwist: 1v1, it’s just me, and Jordan. Never lost.
by afflaffagoo August 03, 2023
Hoops was distracted by the wildebeest crossing and hit a different feather than he identified with his laser pointer. The crowd can’t believe he didn’t have the afflaffagumption at such a critical point in the match
by afflaffagoo November 02, 2023
Resembling a fractal at the surface; recurring patterns at progressively smaller scales but stopping at some point.
by afflaffagoo August 23, 2024
The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
by afflaffagoo October 28, 2023
A boy is given the chance to become a man by drinking the bitterest coffee or the blandest tea, but if he adds milk or sugar to either, the elders of the village shun him and make him feed the goats for life
by afflaffagoo November 01, 2023
by afflaffagoo January 30, 2022