Definitions by adamisaspaz

Titties on glass. 

Human female breasts pressed against glass in a visually appealing way.

Senator Mix-A-Lot has called for legislation to end the shortage of fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.

Titties on glass. by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

crapintosh 

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

crapintosh by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

crappleworks

Slang for Appleworks. Used to convey dissatisfaction with the Appleworks software suite.

Crappleworks could only be worse if using it was physically painful.

crappleworks by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

clutch 

adj.
1.Essential to success.
2. Tending to be successful in difficult situations.

v.intr.
To attempt to grasp or seize.

v.tr.
To grasp and hold tightly.

n.
1. A grasp or a hand in the act of grasping.
2. Control or power.
3. A critical situation.
4. A device for gripping and holding (e.g. in a motor vehicle).

Lesbian posters are clutch for attracting babes.

I clutched the gearshift in my hand and hit the clutch.

clutch by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

sketchtastic 

adj.
Extreme form of sketchy.

Sloppy J was so sketchtastic, it almost gave me a sketchgasm.

sketchtastic by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

sketchgasm 

n.
A physical reaction occuring upon exposure to an extremely sketchy event.

The cop almost had a sketchgasm when he saw us walking in the dark with twenty stolen milk crates.

sketchgasm by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

spazzes 

v.
To spaz.

Vesterholt spazzes about everything.

spazzes by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003