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when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.
Toby: man i like da potato and the rice man that the god ah stuff..
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.
by a wild bandaid September 24, 2017
Get the Drunk mug.Chad: what do i eat in the movies?
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.
by a wild bandaid May 5, 2017
Get the Popcorn mug.When an item,tool,/anything else can be obtained for no cost whatever, which means you can just get it without having to touch your wallet.
Dealer: ayy i'm feeling nice today so i'll give you this weed for free, no cost.
Jim: hell yea! thanks!
cop: so what are you boys doing today?
jim:oh..
Jim: hell yea! thanks!
cop: so what are you boys doing today?
jim:oh..
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
Get the Free mug.a popular term that is usually used by teens/young adults/people who don't have the maturity. it's usually said when some dude plops in with some visually poor shoes, viewed by people as hand made shoes. this orginally came from a vine of which a cop had some shoes, and a guy said 'WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!?', and got popular quickly.
John: guys you like the shoes i made?
Steve: i got one question for ya,
John:yea?
Steve:what are those
Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it
Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those..
John:this is why i'm not a virgin..
Steve: i got one question for ya,
John:yea?
Steve:what are those
Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it
Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those..
John:this is why i'm not a virgin..
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
Get the what are those mug.A usually white substance that looks like salt but can be easily differed from due to it's sweet taste. this gives a quick burst of energy & usually makes kids hyper due to their small capacity for sugar. it's usually on candies & drinks.
Yun: i want Sugar now!
Yin:you sure bro? you're only 7 and just a small amount can make you hyperactive!
Yun: you be quiet silly goose ill get it myself!
Yin:you sure bro? you're only 7 and just a small amount can make you hyperactive!
Yun: you be quiet silly goose ill get it myself!
by a wild bandaid May 6, 2017
Get the Sugar mug.a phrase/reaction to something that is strange/abnormal to the person/you, usually when you see some weird shit.
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
Get the what the hell mug.a word that is usually said when you touch something hot/hit something painful or to sympathize for someone's pain
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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