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when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.
Toby: man i like da potato and the rice man that the god ah stuff..
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.
by a wild bandaid September 24, 2017
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good job killing your future children.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017
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Dealer: ayy i'm feeling nice today so i'll give you this weed for free, no cost.
Jim: hell yea! thanks!
cop: so what are you boys doing today?
jim:oh..
Jim: hell yea! thanks!
cop: so what are you boys doing today?
jim:oh..
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
Get the Free mug.a popular term that is usually used by teens/young adults/people who don't have the maturity. it's usually said when some dude plops in with some visually poor shoes, viewed by people as hand made shoes. this orginally came from a vine of which a cop had some shoes, and a guy said 'WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!?', and got popular quickly.
John: guys you like the shoes i made?
Steve: i got one question for ya,
John:yea?
Steve:what are those
Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it
Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those..
John:this is why i'm not a virgin..
Steve: i got one question for ya,
John:yea?
Steve:what are those
Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it
Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those..
John:this is why i'm not a virgin..
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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