Zed Numar's definitions

Cager

A native or resident of a huge city.

"Watch out for the Cager, city-slickers can't be trusted."

by Zed Numar July 22, 2021

Go hug a cactus!

Get lost! Scram! Begone!

"Your phone call wakes me up so you can try to sell me shit I don't need, you can go hug a cactus!"

by Zed Numar September 19, 2021

Foam

Anger or rage. Angry like a rabid hound foaming at the mouth.

"That berk's foaming, better not go near him".

"Foam with anger all you want bubber, the pub is closing, finish your drink."
"He likes to foam, he's harmless."

by Zed Numar August 4, 2021

Feeding the crows

Killing for hire. Working as a hitman.

"I've just got a job feeding the crows for Micky the Loan Shark. Seems he needs an example made of some berks."

by Zed Numar August 2, 2021

Born with a sneer

Overly cynical, said by many a rube about all city-slickers.

"That blood has been cynical since he was a toddler, he was born with a sneer..."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Doughty up

To dress up, disguise, or impersonate someone.

"Doughty up as a kindly grandmother and we can go bob some poor berk blind."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

Cagestruck

The expression of cluelessness which newcomers to huge cities always exhibit.

"He's took a bus from a burg in Iowa to West Los Angeles and ended up cagestruck by everything he saw in the big city."

by Zed Numar July 22, 2021