Your mom 's definitions

bamboozling

Confusing pulling a Belgum

Belgum is bamboozling me

by Your Mom May 22, 2003

dhermit

Complete asshole who has no opinion of anyone but himself. Compensates for his lack of penis by being an obnoxious dick to everyone.

Damn dude, he's a real dhermit, isn't he.

by your mom March 20, 2003

schmack

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

by your mom March 10, 2003

van-damage

massive destruction

Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage!

by your mom September 7, 2003

No cop, no stop

The act of running stop signs in rural areas where you know there are no cars coming from the other direction.

"You just ran that stop sign!"
"Hey, no cop, no stop!"

by your mom March 10, 2003

Axis of Weasels

1.One of the dumbest sites ever. You get a sticker for effort though.
2.France, Germany, and Canada

Rod refers to what is in his bum.

by Your Mom March 19, 2003

facrot

1. a unit of measure for the immeasurably stupid.
2. a moron

As a unit of measure:
The amount of green paint accidentally spilled on the driveway is not measured in pints, but in facrots.

The collective IQ held by a clan of toothless, stick-weilding rednecks: 1 facrot.

by your mom August 15, 2003