goth

before: a style of architecture

now: someone who "doesnt care what anybody thinks" yet before he/she leaves the house, they make sure their chains are the right length when they hang down from his/her black pants and they reapply their eye liner

prep: oooh i love hesse mcartney
goth: that guys a fag
prep: ok
goth: WHAT DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? WELL I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS!
goth: but before you go, does my mowhack look alright?

by your mom March 20, 2007

Punish the toilet

Used when someone must take a shit, to punish the toilet

Man, I gotta punish the toilet
I just punished the toilet so bad it spit at me

by Your mom April 28, 2004

the greatest being in the world

Kat.
(See Kat)

The greatest being in the world r0x0rs my b0x0rs!!11!!

by Your mom May 05, 2003

ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 14, 2007

America's team

The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films

Is America's team going to the Superbowl again, damn I wish my team was like them.

by Your mom March 17, 2005

koozie

Code word for saying that you fucked a girl today.

Yo, dawg. KOOZIE!!!!

by Your Mom September 21, 2005

Roy Williams

1. All-pro Safety of the Dallas Cowboys. Liked cause of his hits and plays, will be a star in his career

2. Wr from Texas, plays for Detroit, and like the other Roy, he is destined for stardom. His QB needs to step his game cause this offense has a lot of young talent.

1. Tai Streets got jacked up, by Roy Williams

2. Look at that spectacular 1-handed catch Roy Williams made over Antoine Winfield

by Your mom March 30, 2005