Come without porn

Taking on a difficult task.

Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.

"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."

"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"

"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 08, 2009

Blumwash

When your female partner is taking a dump on the toilet, you're performing oral sex on her, then she pinches off a heavy turd which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.

"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?"

"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 09, 2009

Rockin' Robin

Somebody who likes tweeting song lyrics on Twitter.

Dave: Wow, Mikey is being real emo today... did you see his tweet with the lyrics to "Suicide is Painless?"

Me: Nah, he tweets lyrics everyday. He's a rockin' robin.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J May 18, 2009

Poor Pinch

Pinching a loaf midlog which leaves extensive poop residue around the anus, creating the need for at least a half-dozen wipes.

I ran out of toilet paper today because of a poor pinch.

My girlfriend wanted to try anal sex today but opted out after she experienced a poor pinch.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 31, 2009

TWP

Texting While Pooping

Today, I was doing some TWP because I needed to let my boss know I was running late for work.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 19, 2009

Pencilturds

A nickname given to small dogs, like chihuahuas or shitzus. Named for the thin feces they produce.

I got so angry I almost kicked poor Pencilturds

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J June 20, 2010

Sexy Topless Dancer

A nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an STD.

Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"

Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."

Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 25, 2009