by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 05, 2010
Phil: "Hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?"
Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."
Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."
Steve: "No brother, I slid into third because I heard she's a sexy topless dancer."
Phil: "Ahhh OK. You don't want those crotch critters."
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J February 24, 2009
Acronym for Pre-Poop Fart, the flatulent signalling for the beginning of a large-intestine processional.
Me: "My favorite bone in your body is mine"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"
My Girlfriend: "Ohhh ohhh harder Philly, harder!!"
Me: "Sorry about the PPFs, do you want a Cleveland Steamer?"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 17, 2008
The diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. Often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.
Boss: "Late to work on a Monday again Phil?"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."
Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."
Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J July 18, 2011
When your female partner is taking a dump on the toilet, you're performing oral sex on her, then she pinches off a heavy turd which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.
"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?"
"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."
"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."
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