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Acronym for The Whitewater Pact, an original game idea inspired by the artstyle and gameplay of "Night In The Woods". Currently being developed by OurSaudade.
1.- Hey man, have you heard about TWP?
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Man 1: Hey have you heard the new episode of TWP?
Man 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.
by hmac4338 May 18, 2021
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Tit Wank Potential. The potential ability a woman has to perform a tit wank on a mans penis. Usually determined by the size of her breasts.
jon: That girl has some serious TWP!

george: yeah mate, 8 out of 10 TWP

jon: easily
by TariboWest May 29, 2011
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A Welsh word (especially valleys)meaning "stupid" or "dull" in the extreme.
Mike drove through the coal drenched miners town with his hands covering his ears. Through the skin on his palms he could hear the screams and jeers of the young girls: "Mikey boy, you're twp as fuck!". It was time to move on.
by Jay Densley January 15, 2003
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Today, I was doing some TWP because I needed to let my boss know I was running late for work.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 18, 2009
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