Tit Wank Potential. The potential ability a woman has to perform a tit wank on a mans penis. Usually determined by the size of her breasts.
by TariboWest October 23, 2011

Acronym for The Whitewater Pact, an original game idea inspired by the artstyle and gameplay of "Night In The Woods". Currently being developed by OurSaudade.
1.- Hey man, have you heard about TWP?
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by TwpKing September 16, 2022

(Short for "Texting While Pooping")
1. When your life gets too busy to respond to your text messages, you have to rely on the five to ten minutes on the toilet to text people back and you don't want to call anyone because they may hear you pooping.
2. A great excuse often used so you don't have to call someone at that particular moment.
1. When your life gets too busy to respond to your text messages, you have to rely on the five to ten minutes on the toilet to text people back and you don't want to call anyone because they may hear you pooping.
2. A great excuse often used so you don't have to call someone at that particular moment.
(In a text conversation)
Sally: "Can I call u?"
John: "In a little bit. I'm TWP."
Sally: "Ur fucking gross."
Sally: "Can I call u?"
John: "In a little bit. I'm TWP."
Sally: "Ur fucking gross."
by Poopy Texter June 07, 2010

"The point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity, but that she is a typical white person (TWP). If she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know (pause) there's a reaction in her that doesn't go away and it comes out in the wrong way." - Barack Obama
by Politico 10 June 24, 2008
