TWP

Tit Wank Potential. The potential ability a woman has to perform a tit wank on a mans penis. Usually determined by the size of her breasts.
jon: That girl has some serious TWP!

george: yeah mate, 8 out of 10 TWP

jon: easily
by TariboWest October 23, 2011
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Acronym for The Whitewater Pact, an original game idea inspired by the artstyle and gameplay of "Night In The Woods". Currently being developed by OurSaudade.
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Man 1: Hey have you heard the new episode of TWP?
Man 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.
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Today, I was doing some TWP because I needed to let my boss know I was running late for work.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 19, 2009
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Christina was getting the pipe and then Brad decided to TWP
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(Short for "Texting While Pooping")

1. When your life gets too busy to respond to your text messages, you have to rely on the five to ten minutes on the toilet to text people back and you don't want to call anyone because they may hear you pooping.

2. A great excuse often used so you don't have to call someone at that particular moment.
(In a text conversation)

Sally: "Can I call u?"

John: "In a little bit. I'm TWP."

Sally: "Ur fucking gross."
by Poopy Texter June 07, 2010
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"The point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity, but that she is a typical white person (TWP). If she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know (pause) there's a reaction in her that doesn't go away and it comes out in the wrong way." - Barack Obama
by Politico 10 June 24, 2008
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