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A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.
by YAWA March 1, 2019
Get the Trump Tweeted ... mug.The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.
HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?
Can I use your Hot Spot?
by YAWA July 30, 2018
Get the gigabytes of bullshit mug.The generically reported contact associated with a positive, surprise COVID test when, in fact, the virus was contracted from a prostitute.
Mr. Jones, I'm calling to report the results of your COVID test. I'm sorry to tell you that you're positive and will need to isolate for 10 days. Any idea where you might have acquired the virus?
Fishin' Buddy
I see... well you might want to contact other members of the party that might have also gone fishing with her.
Fishin' Buddy
I see... well you might want to contact other members of the party that might have also gone fishing with her.
by YAWA July 26, 2020
Get the Fishin' Buddy mug.The reason why Alabama ranks highest in UNvaccinated COVID individuals AND number of new Delta Variant infections.
Hey, you think we gonna hafta wear masks ageen?
Prolly. And then here comes another Korn Teen.
Yeah, I guess. It's a Korn Hole virus, so why not?
Prolly. And then here comes another Korn Teen.
Yeah, I guess. It's a Korn Hole virus, so why not?
by YAWA July 30, 2021
Get the korn teen mug.The creation of far-reaching, pervasive and destructive policy based upon unbelievably unreliable, unpredictable and/or otherwise ridiculously, unsubstantiated, merit-less untruth.
Current example of Weaponised Ignorance in a time when airtravel has NEVER been more safe: These new-fangled airplanes are just waaaay too complicated for pilots to fly. Too many buttons and switches to deal with. We need to bring back those old-school airplanes with them 'flappin' wings' and git rid of all these new ones with the com'puters...
by YAWA March 13, 2019
Get the Weaponised Ignorance mug.A linguistic contraction for that deliciously complex fusion of pasta, tomato-based sauce and balled-up, seasoned ground meat; most effectively applied at high-end dining establishments in order to substantiate an individuals culinary sophistication.
Waiter: And for you, Sir? Have you made a decision regarding the choice of your Main Course?
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...
by YAWA March 14, 2019
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