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Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...
Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!
by YAWA May 17, 2019
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cryptogasm

The paroxysm of euphoria experienced by unexpectedly rapid crypto currency valuation.
Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
mugGet the cryptogasmmug.

pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.
So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.
by YAWA November 20, 2020
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Blubber Hole

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.
Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!
by YAWA October 18, 2022
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unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.
I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.
by YAWA May 14, 2015
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Hwoorf

Onomatopoeia for the repeated wretching, rhythmic convulsions of cat hair ball clearing attempts..
"Hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf"..... Abruptly awakened in the nite! Bolting out of bed in an attempt to locate and move the wretching animal to a non-carpeted surface.
by YAWA May 14, 2015
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Acting president

A seemingly impossible, almost laughable, scenario in which a low-rent, bombastic, reality-TV host is somehow elected to the Presidency of the United States of America.
Acting president!

Oh, that's a good one! It's gonna get fantastic ratings, I bet...
Hey... wait a second, something has gone horribly wrong...
by YAWA February 22, 2020
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