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Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
by YAWA March 25, 2021
Get the Dumbness Abounds mug.Whazza matter with James? He just fell down the fucking stairs.
Oh, no worries. He's just in the bottle again.
Damn! He's shat himself!
Oh, no worries. He's just in the bottle again.
Damn! He's shat himself!
by YAWA March 29, 2021
Get the in the bottle mug.The scientific process by which the specific genetic coding of infectious agents are systematically evaluated in order to determine shifts in regional infectivity, percentage of disease relative to similar variants and identification novel gene sequences capable of antibody generated vaccine escape as targets for booster immunization.
Are you at all concerned about COVID variants causing a resurgent pandemic?
Are you kidding me? Ain't no virus causin' people sickness. I ain't skeert, no way.
What about genomic surveillance to help identify and track disease transmission?
They can do whatever they want with their own garden gnomes; leave mine out of it!
I see. Thank you very much for the interview Senator.
Are you kidding me? Ain't no virus causin' people sickness. I ain't skeert, no way.
What about genomic surveillance to help identify and track disease transmission?
They can do whatever they want with their own garden gnomes; leave mine out of it!
I see. Thank you very much for the interview Senator.
by YAWA April 20, 2021
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I am now.
We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
I am now.
We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
by YAWA April 20, 2021
Get the easter paper dispenser mug.The dreamscape reality consisting of an inescapable, horrific malignancy, certain death and the everything in between.
HO-LEE-SHIT bro! I woke up last nite sweating thru the sheets and scared as fuck because some nightmare doctor just old me I had an incurable, advanced cancer with only weeks to live.
Yeah. melanoma dreams pretty much suck.
Yeah. melanoma dreams pretty much suck.
by YAWA May 4, 2021
Get the melanoma dreams mug.Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.
Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
by YAWA May 4, 2021
Get the missionary position trip mug.Similar to Afro Engineering in sophistication, but worlds apart from common Ni**er Rigging, when it comes to an expectidly temporary, semi-spontaneous solution to a relatively complex mechanical problem.
WFT! The goddam drive shaft bearing just failed and he fixed it with bread twisters, band aids and KY Jelly!
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.
Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.
Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
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