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An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.
As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.
by YAWA July 18, 2016
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*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
by YAWA December 1, 2018
Get the thrust-o-meter mug.A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.
I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
by YAWA August 19, 2017
Get the certified abstinence instructor mug.The process by which the typical American Shit-Food diet transforms an otherwise genetically normal individual into a hog-like, sad and irredeemable physical disaster.
Yup, another night of Shit-Food, booze and lethargy sustains the oinkification of millions of deluded, complacent citizens.
by YAWA January 21, 2020
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Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!
by YAWA June 22, 2019
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Don't invest in craptocurrency AFTER its increased in value by 40,000%. At this point it's too late; you'll lose your ass AND your retirement fund.
by YAWA February 2, 2018
Get the craptocurrency mug.An individual, usually a medical doctor, with profound insensitivity, intractable callousness and severe emotional retardation sufficient to disqualify from all but a select few, highly structured environments where social interaction is anticipated.
See that guy?
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
(yeah)
He's a medical-grade asshole
(really? seems like he's created a fairly nice life for himself and his family)
THAT doesn't matter; he's a total social disaster
(maybe social structure isn't really an important motivating force for him)
Well, it SHOULD BE
(perhaps. what's he do for a living?)
Oh, he's an arrogant physician, a surgeon in fact.
(I see. Seems like that would require some intelligence, dedication and fortitude)
I'm sure. But it's much more important to have highly developed social skills and emotional maturity.
(so without those attributes, other seemingly separate accomplishments are diminished?)
Absolutely. He would be a MUCH BETTER person IF he had them.
(seems like you care more about those things than he does, why is that?)
Because I see so much POTENTIAL; if he would just get with the program.
(your program?)
Yes! He needs to do better.
(and what do you think would happen to him if he doesn't?)
Well, he will continue to be a medical-grade asshole
(and who do you think will be bothered most by that?)
ME, clearly! He's so insensitive!
(so it bothers YOU that HE comes off as insensitive?)
Yes! I want to HELP him!
(ok, you want to help him to become something that he's potentially incapable of becoming?)
He's not incapable
(has he ever tried to force you to go to medical school?)
What? Why would I do that? I'm not the least bit interested in going to ...
(yeah)
by YAWA June 29, 2023
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