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The pinnacle of codependency.
After decades of marriage and exclusive commitment, they finally reached the toxic binary system event horizon; a boundary through which no penetration is possible. Let’s just hope that they’ve both achieved immortality.
by YAWA September 5, 2022
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>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?
by YAWA September 21, 2019
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Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***
by YAWA January 15, 2022
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School shooter=waste of stain. Same for snatch-chat, FB and Twitter addicts...and whatever shitty program that comes next,; robbing youth of their rightful social voice and future achievement potential.
by YAWA March 7, 2018
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I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...
by YAWA July 16, 2017
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by YAWA October 18, 2022
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That would be a brain breaker...
That would be a brain breaker...
by YAWA January 25, 2020
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