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unburn the house

A metaphoric analogy for premature mask mandate cessation in the context of evolving COVID variant threat.
WHOO, HOO! It's over! Texas and Mississippi discontinued state-wide protective mask mandates!
Ahhh, yeah. Wait 3 weeks. Watch 'em try to unburn the house as the hospitals fill to capacity.
by YAWA March 2, 2021
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TrumPenceageddon

The combined efforts of two amazingly incompetent buffoons in the context of COVID-19 mismanagement compared to alternative global efforts; unbelievably poor decision making capacity which will cost many lives, billions of dollars and an undetermined time for economic recovery.
Hey, the world MUST be close to ending...TrumPenceageddon shows up on the news with a 'special report...it's ALL GOOD' Make sure your ass is OPEN WIDE to accept a fer-REAL load of untruth...
by YAWA March 15, 2020
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unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.
I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.
by YAWA May 14, 2015
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USB odds

The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.
So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.
by YAWA December 31, 2021
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undo the badness

A desperate, exhaustive attempt to, by any and all means available, reverse corrupt thinking and/or behavior that results from the persuasive influence of a malevolent, toxic or otherwise destructive agent.
So just when we thought we had salvaged him from the darkness of his peer-group inspired conduct, we were out-done by a fucking Snatch-Chat ambush; let's just hope that we can undo the badness...
by YAWA August 5, 2017
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Stop the Steal

Hopefully, the last an a seemingly infinite number of alternative-reality driven, Trump psycho-vomit conspiracy theories imposed on an exhausted, over-it American populace.
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What the fuck are you talking about? We're in a fucking pandemic. Most people don't want to get sick, so they cast mail-in ballots. Mail-in ballots usually get counted AFTER real-time voting has been completed and tabulated. Every legal vote matters, so we should count ALL of them.
by YAWA November 7, 2020
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pants down presidency

A supremely fitting ending to the very worst presidency in the history of the United States of America.
So, any thoughts on shit-bag trump not accepting his landslide loss in the 2020 election?
Loss!? He WON the election. Millions of votes were systematically stolen by the satanic Dominion election software, Hugo Chavez' ghost and George Soros liberal democratic agenda!!
Maybe, but isn't it worth considering that this administration has dis-served the America like none other in recorded history and that we're simply dealing with a pants down presidency deserving of condemnation, prosecution and incarceration for crimes against humanity.
by YAWA November 20, 2020
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