YAWA's definitions

toxic binary system

The pinnacle of codependency.

After decades of marriage and exclusive commitment, they finally reached the toxic binary system event horizon; a boundary through which no penetration is possible. Let’s just hope that they’ve both achieved immortality.

by YAWA September 5, 2022

anecdotal proof

The erroneous extension of personal experience into the general population.

So last week i had COVID. I took (insert quack cure X here) and now i’m better. X works!
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***

by YAWA January 15, 2022

unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.

I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

USB odds

The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.

So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.

by YAWA December 31, 2021

undo the badness

A desperate, exhaustive attempt to, by any and all means available, reverse corrupt thinking and/or behavior that results from the persuasive influence of a malevolent, toxic or otherwise destructive agent.

So just when we thought we had salvaged him from the darkness of his peer-group inspired conduct, we were out-done by a fucking Snatch-Chat ambush; let's just hope that we can undo the badness...

by YAWA August 5, 2017

presidential grudge fuck

The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.

It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.

by YAWA November 17, 2023

Liturgitard

Anyone who actually believes that, and lives as if, scriptural dogma is of divine origin.

Only a true liturgitard could find meaning in the words of bronze-age, ignorant barbarians.

by YAWA April 24, 2015