YAWA's definitions

New Years Suckin' Eve

The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.

Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.

by YAWA January 1, 2021

too big to rig

The massive Trump 2020 presidential election loss that must be demonstrated in order to preclude any meaningful chance of legal challenge.

Every eligible citizen MUST get out and vote. This one's gotta be too big to rig and too real to steal.

by YAWA October 12, 2020

Beats-deaf

The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.

I tried to tell him that the house was burning down, but he was Beats-deaf and didn't make it out!

by YAWA April 25, 2015

penalty phase

The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.

oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!

by YAWA January 5, 2020

kilonova nucleosynthesis

The recently confirmed hypothesis that heavy elements are created as a consequence of a violent two-neutron star merger.

You mean to tell me that the gold, silver and platinum in my jewelry and the plutonium used in atomic weapons were made in the merger of neutron stars?
Yup, it's called kilonova nucleosynthesis; you get powerful gravitational waves also...check out LIGO!

by YAWA October 16, 2017

Spag'n'Balls

A linguistic contraction for that deliciously complex fusion of pasta, tomato-based sauce and balled-up, seasoned ground meat; most effectively applied at high-end dining establishments in order to substantiate an individuals culinary sophistication.

Waiter: And for you, Sir? Have you made a decision regarding the choice of your Main Course?
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...

by YAWA March 14, 2019

It’s Mueller Time!

When it’s time to redact, POTUS fear is clear...

Hey, you ready for complete and utter governmental chaos? It’s Mueller Time!

by YAWA March 23, 2019