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The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.
So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.
by YAWA December 31, 2021
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What the fuck are you talking about? We're in a fucking pandemic. Most people don't want to get sick, so they cast mail-in ballots. Mail-in ballots usually get counted AFTER real-time voting has been completed and tabulated. Every legal vote matters, so we should count ALL of them.
What the fuck are you talking about? We're in a fucking pandemic. Most people don't want to get sick, so they cast mail-in ballots. Mail-in ballots usually get counted AFTER real-time voting has been completed and tabulated. Every legal vote matters, so we should count ALL of them.
by YAWA November 7, 2020
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It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.
by YAWA November 17, 2023
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After decades of marriage and exclusive commitment, they finally reached the toxic binary system event horizon; a boundary through which no penetration is possible. Let’s just hope that they’ve both achieved immortality.
by YAWA September 5, 2022
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>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?
<Ummm, didn't you have like--state-of-the-art medical treatment including surgery, radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?
by YAWA September 21, 2019
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Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***
by YAWA January 15, 2022
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