Definitions by YAWA
juice slap
The act of physically slapping another woman across the face with self-produced vaginal secretions, as defining proof of female copulation fitness.
The bitch called me out on bein' old and dried up; so I grabbed me a handful from down there and juice slapped the ho...
juice slap by YAWA April 10, 2017
Lame-O-Ween
Any Halloween that does not fall on a Friday or Saturday, thus seriously compromising enjoyment and/or participation by those with work, school or other non-weekend time demands.
On a Monday! Really! OK, that was the worst Lame-O-Ween I can remember....the killer fake clowns didn't even show up!
Lame-O-Ween by YAWA November 1, 2016
Prepare the Bear
A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.
I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.
Prepare the Bear by YAWA September 12, 2016
Foul Floating Filth
The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.
That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...
Foul Floating Filth by YAWA September 11, 2016
any kina' way
Referring to a verbal exchange during which one party uses thoroughly condescending language to the point of being confrontational; often inspiring in a physical defensive response on behalf of the offended individual.
Oh, hell no! I slapped that bitch D.O. W. N.
Now she know she can't be talkin' to me just any kina' way.
That's right!
Now she know she can't be talkin' to me just any kina' way.
That's right!
any kina' way by YAWA September 4, 2016
TennisCock
A person with unlimited capacity to instantaneously transform personality from a mild state of relative benign, cordial normalcy into a seething, unreasonable, highly-argumentative and unreachable social abomination when faced with perceived on-court tennis adversity; most often an attribute of 'hot-blooded' Hispanic, Mexican and South American males, although females and other ethnicities may become inspired under the appropriate destabilizing conditions.
At the last tennis tournament we all just watched and waited for the 'bad call' that would ignite his inner TennisCock...and then it happened.
'DASS eet !!' leaping out of the chair and approaching the ref, 'Say hullo to my leetle frênd'!!
'DASS eet !!' leaping out of the chair and approaching the ref, 'Say hullo to my leetle frênd'!!
TennisCock by YAWA September 4, 2016
Turd snout
With respect to human sexuality and arousal, a point is often reached that limits both the willingness and accessibility to advance into more adventurous, often uncharted territory; the surprise digital detection of a rectal 'occupant' serves as a cautious reminder to proceed with caution unless alternative preparations can be arranged.
She was so hot and seemed to want more, so I slipped my finger in and, damn, a turd snout ruined everything...amateur!
Turd snout by YAWA August 23, 2016