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Biles Blues

The inability to perform even the most simple physical tasks due to overwhelming emotional disturbance.
Holy shit! Did you see that guy trying to cross the street? He just fuckin' fell over his feat right in front of incoming traffic! and it wasn't even an Olympic event

Yeah. It happens. Musta had the Biles Blues.
by YAWA July 30, 2021
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korn teen

The reason why Alabama ranks highest in UNvaccinated COVID individuals AND number of new Delta Variant infections.
Hey, you think we gonna hafta wear masks ageen?
Prolly. And then here comes another Korn Teen.
Yeah, I guess. It's a Korn Hole virus, so why not?
by YAWA July 30, 2021
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generation soft

Then next step toward ever increasing human fragility, weakness and tolerance of genuinely poor behavior.
Yeah, everyone feels sad at times.

Some people do become clinically depressed and require medical treatment.

But just deciding that, as a professional athlete or Olympian, that you've become just too fragile to do interviews or compete for your country is generation soft.
by YAWA July 31, 2021
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commode high-tide

An unfortunately high level of commode water causing hand semi-immersion for effective ass waiping.
Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.
by YAWA August 1, 2021
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Noom Shame

The very serious non-compliance consequences associated with heavily enforced, psycho-diet apps.
So, did it work?
You mean Noom?
Yeah! Did it work.
Well, I DID lose quite a bit of weight…
How?
Noom Shame. The Noom Nazies are EVERYWHERE. Last week the waiter snipped off the tip of my pinkie for ordering dessert.
by YAWA February 16, 2022
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Zulu Engineering

Similar to Afro Engineering in sophistication, but worlds apart from common Ni**er Rigging, when it comes to an expectidly temporary, semi-spontaneous solution to a relatively complex mechanical problem.
WFT! The goddam drive shaft bearing just failed and he fixed it with bread twisters, band aids and KY Jelly!
Yup. That ain't just everyday Ni**er Rigging. What you've got there is some genuine Zulu Engineering.

Nevertheless, I hope we're close to home. Sumpin' smells funny.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
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bucket of vaginas

The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
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