Definitions by YAWA
fat daddy belly
The juggernaut of creeping midsection mass responsible for male waistline transformation from the taught, muscular 6-pack of adolescence into the pregnant, beer-gut of middle-age; fueled by complacency, physical stagnation and marriage imposed near-celibacy.
Yes, as the cultural signature of both simultaneous success and failure, the fat daddy belly signifies a high degree of financial and social achievement--while at the same time heralding irredeemable physical decline and defeat of sexual prowess...look in the mirror. You've arrived, it's over...
fat daddy belly by YAWA July 9, 2017
logic-tight compartment
The all-too-human capacity of intellectually separating important, foundational , even life-defining beliefs onto a practical "thinking landscape" of very different measures of truth criteria.
OK, so he's a neurosurgeon and completely understands the science that dead brains can't form memories and that strokes damage the nervous system in very specific, predictable ways; yet he persists in maintaining that the bible is literal truth...clearly, he must be relying on some logic-tight compartments to avoid massive confirmation bias.
logic-tight compartment by YAWA July 9, 2017
take stock of shit
An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.
When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...
take stock of shit by YAWA July 3, 2017
forced family fun
The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.
We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...
forced family fun by YAWA July 2, 2017
chug hole
Any of several possible bodily orifices, most frequently the rectum, through which intoxicating substances are introduced for rapid, near-lethal, systemic absorption.
motoreturnus profundus
An inexplicable, curiously concerning behaviour frequently demonstrated by individuals with near-pathologic emotional, physical (and possibly spiritual) attachment to a specific vehicle, often a motorcycle--that, once relinquished either by sale or trade, creates such tremendous internal loss-aversion that any and all measures are taken to restore possession, often at financial detriment.
Ok, that's the FIFTH fuckin' time that he's either traded or sold that damn Harley only to chase down the new owner in remorse. Each time he's lost money, time and self-respect...but it sure is entertaining watching the motoreturnus profundus!
motoreturnus profundus by YAWA May 5, 2017
all the way white
The unintentional, yet unavoidable, alteration in both speaking pattern and word selection between two Caucasian males.
Question: "Hey there, I hope you wouldn't mind terribly if I resorted to contacting you on your personal cellular device should I find myself in an untoward situation."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."
all the way white by YAWA April 12, 2017