YAWA's definitions
The decision to purposefully attempt to contract COVID-19 in order to suppress the fear and uncertainty of eventually contracting the disease.
That's it! I'm so tired of worrying about getting the virus. Fuck it, I'm gonna do an Intentional Exposure and just get it over with...gimme a kiss honey.
by YAWA July 26, 2020
Get the Intentional Exposuremug. In any given pandemic with exponential spread, the period of time that exists between reported cases and the onset of increased mortality.
Like I said, the increased case counts are just because of all the great testing we're doing; there has been no increase in death reported and soon there will be zero cases. We've got this TOTALLY under control.
Ummm, Sir...seems like we should wait 2-3 weeks for the Death-Count Delay before taking that victory lap.
Ummm, Sir...seems like we should wait 2-3 weeks for the Death-Count Delay before taking that victory lap.
by YAWA July 19, 2020
Get the Death-Count Delaymug. The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
by YAWA July 21, 2022
Get the milk jug prayermug. Hopefully, the last an a seemingly infinite number of alternative-reality driven, Trump psycho-vomit conspiracy theories imposed on an exhausted, over-it American populace.
"Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal", "Stop the Steal"!
What the fuck are you talking about? We're in a fucking pandemic. Most people don't want to get sick, so they cast mail-in ballots. Mail-in ballots usually get counted AFTER real-time voting has been completed and tabulated. Every legal vote matters, so we should count ALL of them.
What the fuck are you talking about? We're in a fucking pandemic. Most people don't want to get sick, so they cast mail-in ballots. Mail-in ballots usually get counted AFTER real-time voting has been completed and tabulated. Every legal vote matters, so we should count ALL of them.
by YAWA November 7, 2020
Get the Stop the Stealmug. OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...
That would be a brain breaker...
by YAWA January 25, 2020
Get the brain breakermug. The anonymous, lack of closure phenomenon associated with COVID death and the impersonal, isolating and sterilized subsequent memorial service held in consolation.
Hey, did you know Timmy died of COVID?
I heard he was in the hospital, but not dead.
Yeah, it happened last night.
Another anonymous virtual demise, then?
Aren't they all these days.
I heard he was in the hospital, but not dead.
Yeah, it happened last night.
Another anonymous virtual demise, then?
Aren't they all these days.
by YAWA January 31, 2021
Get the virtual demisemug. Trump, and his personally selected boot-lickers, meet each day to extoll the wonderful, perfect and magnificent job they've done managing the COVID pandemic... while the number of infected and dying rise exponentially day after day.
Mommy, when will the Orange-Man Group be coming on? He's so funny when he insults those reporters...
Honey, that's not just any Orange-Man; that's our president.
Honey, that's not just any Orange-Man; that's our president.
by YAWA April 8, 2020
Get the Orange-Man Groupmug.