Definitions by YAWA

Eye snocket 

The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.

I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...

Eye snocket by YAWA June 2, 2015

fukavee 

The common denomination of a vertically challenged hunter-gatherer tribe located in the Sri lanka region.

While inexplicably lost in rather deep foliage the chief of the excursion finally proclaimed, "where the fukavee?"; the rest is history...

fukavee by YAWA May 17, 2015

Fugulator 

Any of a seemingly infinite number of specialty devices designed with the specific intent to provide unexpected sexual pleasure.

Out of the blue she pulled out a fugulator! It was the best night of my life....

Fugulator by YAWA May 17, 2015

Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

Missile cruiser by YAWA May 14, 2015

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

sitting on a stick by YAWA May 14, 2015

unring the bell 

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.

I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.

unring the bell by YAWA May 14, 2015

Hwoorf 

Onomatopoeia for the repeated wretching, rhythmic convulsions of cat hair ball clearing attempts..

"Hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf"..... Abruptly awakened in the nite! Bolting out of bed in an attempt to locate and move the wretching animal to a non-carpeted surface.

Hwoorf by YAWA May 14, 2015