YAWA's definitions

COVID Convoy

The automobile 'line-up' queue station for COVID suspicious individuals.

Heading to the COVID Convoy...I guess I should have taken this shit more seriously...

by YAWA July 2, 2020

Blubber Hole

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.

Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!

by YAWA October 18, 2022

Dexamethinsanity

The evident psycho-motor agitation and emotional hyper-reactivity associated with the use of powerful steroid medications in the treatment of moderate to severe COVID 19 disease.

So, Trump is displaying extremely incoherent behaviour, erratic decision making capacity and totally inappropriate Twitter comments? You think it's the COVID talking?
Nope. I think it's Dexamethinsanity...or just his normal.

by YAWA October 8, 2020

Liturgitard

Anyone who actually believes that, and lives as if, scriptural dogma is of divine origin.

Only a true liturgitard could find meaning in the words of bronze-age, ignorant barbarians.

by YAWA April 24, 2015

Beaverflection shuffle

A dance specifically created to position the highly polished upper surfaces of the male shoe directly under the skirt of an unsuspecting female in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her beaver.

Watch that dude! He's got the beaverflection shuffle down to a science!

by YAWA April 21, 2015

Bleach Bum

It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.

Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...

by YAWA April 25, 2020

Culture of Criminality

The Three-Ring-Shit-Show and Mafia-inspired Don-Jester that is now at the helm of the U.S. Executive branch.

Oh, did you hear about the latest fucked-up presidential Tweetstorm?

You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...

by YAWA March 22, 2019