In any given pandemic with exponential spread, the period of time that exists between reported cases and the onset of increased mortality.
Like I said, the increased case counts are just because of all the great testing we're doing; there has been no increase in death reported and soon there will be zero cases. We've got this TOTALLY under control.
Ummm, Sir...seems like we should wait 2-3 weeks for the Death-Count Delay before taking that victory lap.
Ummm, Sir...seems like we should wait 2-3 weeks for the Death-Count Delay before taking that victory lap.
by YAWA July 19, 2020
The desperate, seemingly hopeless, condition of finding oneself 'misplaced' in the heart of Morrocan chaos; similar to the phrase 'Bangkok has him', with a twist of abduction.
Oh, shit! There go two more lost in the Souk...didn't make it home last night; no use even lookin' for 'em now...
by YAWA October 01, 2019
An involuntary, defensive reaction resulting from unexpected exposure to highly offensive asparagus piss-odor.
Oh snap! I forgot about eating all of that damned asparagus at dinner. Got up to piss and was slammed in the face by the stank...asparagasp got me, bro!!
by YAWA May 04, 2018
Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.
Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.
by YAWA May 05, 2021
The ravages of time diminish both the physical and mental capabilities of even the most gifted individuals; when one can't bathe oneself or cannot even remember that this function is even necessary, it's time to go.
by YAWA May 20, 2022
A serious public Heath crisis that exists between, or even within, the constituent United States created by differing opinions and mandates regarding face mask usage benefits.
Ok, the Governor from Georgia just 'undid' the Atlanta Mayor's Executive order requiring masks; in Alabama the Sheriff won't enforce the Governors mask ordinance...I wonder who's gonna win the Mask Wars?
by YAWA July 19, 2020
I got a job at the movie theater just so I could stankify the popcorn; it's more than just a little salty now...
by YAWA December 26, 2017