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A term befitting even the most successful athletic coach after a history of illicit predatory sexual behavior is discovered and publicly exposed.
Q-Did your kids sign up for gymnastics yet? Our team just won sectional championship for the first time!!
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
A-Not yet. I'm waiting to see if all of the publicity will expose a sicko coach; I'd prefer that my daughter not be molested.
by YAWA May 23, 2018
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Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.
by YAWA August 1, 2020
Get the Real versus Reality mug.Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!
by YAWA February 12, 2023
Get the pooch screwer mug.In a world where economic preservation is value-compared over safeguarding life, some leaders have proposed a 'business as usual' plan that accepts significant mortality in deference to maintaining a healthy economy. Must we sacrifice the pillars of our society to COVID-19?
Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?
Old Lives Matter...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?
Old Lives Matter...
by YAWA April 26, 2020
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by YAWA March 11, 2019
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On your mark, pants down...Sin!
On your mark, pants down...Sin!
by YAWA March 13, 2019
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Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!
by YAWA January 25, 2021
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