PLOD TURD MAN

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN
by YAWA February 13, 2020
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Messiahfail

Inexorable erosion of faith due to excessive accumulation of failed prophetic claims and expired apocalyptic predictions.
Ultimately, messiahfail was confirmed as a consequence of actually reading the bible, rather than having it spoon fed to her.
by YAWA April 20, 2015
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dumb-choice

People make all kinds of interesting choices in life--some lead to spectacular, unbelievable success, while others end in crushing, hopeless defeat. Regardless of the results, NOBODY wants to make the dumb-choice--a choice made with casual abandon, zero consideration for consequence and high-misery outcome probability.
Check it out. This guy's got it FUCKIN' MADE. Got the supportive family, private school education; cars, boats, exotic vacations, lotsa ladies...then he goes and makes the dumb-choice. The world then transforms into a very different place, unrecognizable from his previous life. He has no legal tender, no credit, no place to live and no options...HE'S FUCKED HIMSELF.
by YAWA June 28, 2019
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beware the variant

A deadly and largely avoidable delay in vaccination. The opportunity for virus mutation 'beyond' inoculation created by wide-spread vaccine mis-information, pandemic politicization and lingering trumpist "thinking".
So, did you get COVID-19 vaccinated?
Nope, I'm afraid it'll turn me into a liberal, climate-change activist pedophiliac.
Really? That's interesting. I didn't realize you were such a Queef-anon freak show.
He's STILL president you know!
Well, the vaccine STILL works; but probably not for COVID 21. Beware the variant.
by YAWA February 07, 2021
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piss in the mop bucket

A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.
We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!
by YAWA August 29, 2017
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Roomba trail

When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.
Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!
by YAWA May 26, 2018
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Collective Action

The lawful removal of a President from Office; a decision, made in accordance with the 25th Constitutional Amendment, by the Principal Officers of the Executive Department and the Vice President of the United States.
Thank you, sir!
Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.
How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.
by YAWA September 11, 2020
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