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kilonova nucleosynthesis

The recently confirmed hypothesis that heavy elements are created as a consequence of a violent two-neutron star merger.
You mean to tell me that the gold, silver and platinum in my jewelry and the plutonium used in atomic weapons were made in the merger of neutron stars?
Yup, it's called kilonova nucleosynthesis; you get powerful gravitational waves also...check out LIGO!
by YAWA October 16, 2017
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Chef Boyardots

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.
Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
by YAWA October 27, 2021
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manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
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swallow-out!

Two innocent, but very descriptive words that, when suddenly uttered by a child, strike fear in the heart of any adult within earshot--Get ready for projectile vomiting.
So the wild-eyed kid looks up at me. He appears a bit distressed, then says, 'swallow-out!'
Before I could translate that shit, I got me a lap full of stank kid-vomit.
I'm gonna use THAT ONE next time I get pulled over by the cops...
by YAWA September 14, 2018
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voter self-suppression

The failure-to-vote position created by unrelenting exposure to largely unsubstantiated, incorrect election fraud accusations and fever dream, conspiracy theorist lunacy.
I'm a proud 'Merican and I believe that free and fair elections are the foundation of our Republic and the Democratic experiment itself. If our election system is undermined or found corrupt the only logical remedy is voter self-suppression; non-participation as an act of passive defiance will help restore confidence!
(and make victory for non-delusional voters an almost absolute)
by YAWA January 4, 2021
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Real Country Dark

A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.
Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
by YAWA July 11, 2020
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COVID Convoy

The automobile 'line-up' queue station for COVID suspicious individuals.
Heading to the COVID Convoy...I guess I should have taken this shit more seriously...
by YAWA July 2, 2020
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