YAWA's definitions
The intentionally demeaning, demonstrably overt and unwelcomed commentary regarding an individuals compromised fork-in-mouth driven condition.
You know, ya probably shouldn't be eatin' a whole fuckin box of donuts...
Why don't you take yer Fat Shame bullshit and stick it up yet ass!
Why don't you take yer Fat Shame bullshit and stick it up yet ass!
by YAWA July 26, 2020
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Oh, hell no! You're not installing one more fuckin' doggie bag into the refrigerator graveyard until you dispatch with the last 6 months of shit in there. And you can start with the stuff that stinks so bad it's trying to find it's own way out...
by YAWA February 22, 2019
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School shooter=waste of stain. Same for snatch-chat, FB and Twitter addicts...and whatever shitty program that comes next,; robbing youth of their rightful social voice and future achievement potential.
by YAWA March 7, 2018
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I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...
by YAWA July 16, 2017
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Get the COVID Convoy mug.A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.
Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
by YAWA July 11, 2020
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Like I said, the increased case counts are just because of all the great testing we're doing; there has been no increase in death reported and soon there will be zero cases. We've got this TOTALLY under control.
Ummm, Sir...seems like we should wait 2-3 weeks for the Death-Count Delay before taking that victory lap.
Ummm, Sir...seems like we should wait 2-3 weeks for the Death-Count Delay before taking that victory lap.
by YAWA July 19, 2020
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