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by YAWA July 2, 2020
Get the COVID Convoy mug.A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.
Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
by YAWA July 11, 2020
Get the Real Country Dark mug.Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.
by YAWA October 18, 2022
Get the Blubber Hole mug.A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.
I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...
by YAWA July 16, 2017
Get the Ketchup Schwetty mug.The definition for any individual who's sum-total life existence cannot even offset the nasty, sheet-stained consequence of the three-minute, 'spice' fueled, crack-ho mounted, comdomless stank-fuck that conceived them.
School shooter=waste of stain. Same for snatch-chat, FB and Twitter addicts...and whatever shitty program that comes next,; robbing youth of their rightful social voice and future achievement potential.
by YAWA March 7, 2018
Get the waste of stain mug.Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
Get the cryptogasm mug.A linguistic contraction for that deliciously complex fusion of pasta, tomato-based sauce and balled-up, seasoned ground meat; most effectively applied at high-end dining establishments in order to substantiate an individuals culinary sophistication.
Waiter: And for you, Sir? Have you made a decision regarding the choice of your Main Course?
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...
by YAWA March 14, 2019
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