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Orange-Man Group

Trump, and his personally selected boot-lickers, meet each day to extoll the wonderful, perfect and magnificent job they've done managing the COVID pandemic... while the number of infected and dying rise exponentially day after day.
Mommy, when will the Orange-Man Group be coming on? He's so funny when he insults those reporters...
Honey, that's not just any Orange-Man; that's our president.
by YAWA April 8, 2020
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brain breaker

Something so inconceivably fucked-up that it causes actual mental damage.
OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...
by YAWA January 25, 2020
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virtual demise

The anonymous, lack of closure phenomenon associated with COVID death and the impersonal, isolating and sterilized subsequent memorial service held in consolation.
Hey, did you know Timmy died of COVID?
I heard he was in the hospital, but not dead.
Yeah, it happened last night.
Another anonymous virtual demise, then?
Aren't they all these days.
by YAWA January 31, 2021
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cryptogasm

The paroxysm of euphoria experienced by unexpectedly rapid crypto currency valuation.
Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
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Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...
Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!
by YAWA May 17, 2019
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Dexamethinsanity

The evident psycho-motor agitation and emotional hyper-reactivity associated with the use of powerful steroid medications in the treatment of moderate to severe COVID 19 disease.
So, Trump is displaying extremely incoherent behaviour, erratic decision making capacity and totally inappropriate Twitter comments? You think it's the COVID talking?
Nope. I think it's Dexamethinsanity...or just his normal.
by YAWA October 8, 2020
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Ketchup Schwetty

A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.
I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...
by YAWA July 16, 2017
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