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cryptogasm

The paroxysm of euphoria experienced by unexpectedly rapid crypto currency valuation.
Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
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unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.
I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.
by YAWA May 14, 2015
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Blubber Hole

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.
Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!
by YAWA October 18, 2022
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waste of stain

The definition for any individual who's sum-total life existence cannot even offset the nasty, sheet-stained consequence of the three-minute, 'spice' fueled, crack-ho mounted, comdomless stank-fuck that conceived them.
School shooter=waste of stain. Same for snatch-chat, FB and Twitter addicts...and whatever shitty program that comes next,; robbing youth of their rightful social voice and future achievement potential.
by YAWA March 7, 2018
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Ketchup Schwetty

A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.
I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...
by YAWA July 16, 2017
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USB odds

The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.
So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.
by YAWA December 31, 2021
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undo the badness

A desperate, exhaustive attempt to, by any and all means available, reverse corrupt thinking and/or behavior that results from the persuasive influence of a malevolent, toxic or otherwise destructive agent.
So just when we thought we had salvaged him from the darkness of his peer-group inspired conduct, we were out-done by a fucking Snatch-Chat ambush; let's just hope that we can undo the badness...
by YAWA August 5, 2017
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