YAWA's definitions

cryptogasm

The paroxysm of euphoria experienced by unexpectedly rapid crypto currency valuation.

Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.

by YAWA May 13, 2021

brain breaker

Something so inconceivably fucked-up that it causes actual mental damage.

OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...

by YAWA January 25, 2020

Orange-Man Group

Trump, and his personally selected boot-lickers, meet each day to extoll the wonderful, perfect and magnificent job they've done managing the COVID pandemic... while the number of infected and dying rise exponentially day after day.

Mommy, when will the Orange-Man Group be coming on? He's so funny when he insults those reporters...
Honey, that's not just any Orange-Man; that's our president.

by YAWA April 8, 2020

virtual demise

The anonymous, lack of closure phenomenon associated with COVID death and the impersonal, isolating and sterilized subsequent memorial service held in consolation.

Hey, did you know Timmy died of COVID?
I heard he was in the hospital, but not dead.
Yeah, it happened last night.
Another anonymous virtual demise, then?
Aren't they all these days.

by YAWA January 31, 2021

Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

by YAWA May 17, 2019

unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.

I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

COVID Convoy

The automobile 'line-up' queue station for COVID suspicious individuals.

Heading to the COVID Convoy...I guess I should have taken this shit more seriously...

by YAWA July 2, 2020