YAWA's definitions

Hwoorf

Onomatopoeia for the repeated wretching, rhythmic convulsions of cat hair ball clearing attempts..

"Hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf"..... Abruptly awakened in the nite! Bolting out of bed in an attempt to locate and move the wretching animal to a non-carpeted surface.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.

I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

fukavee

The common denomination of a vertically challenged hunter-gatherer tribe located in the Sri lanka region.

While inexplicably lost in rather deep foliage the chief of the excursion finally proclaimed, "where the fukavee?"; the rest is history...

by YAWA May 17, 2015

dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 18, 2021

Orange-Man Group

Trump, and his personally selected boot-lickers, meet each day to extoll the wonderful, perfect and magnificent job they've done managing the COVID pandemic... while the number of infected and dying rise exponentially day after day.

Mommy, when will the Orange-Man Group be coming on? He's so funny when he insults those reporters...
Honey, that's not just any Orange-Man; that's our president.

by YAWA April 8, 2020

brain breaker

Something so inconceivably fucked-up that it causes actual mental damage.

OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...

by YAWA January 25, 2020

cryptogasm

The paroxysm of euphoria experienced by unexpectedly rapid crypto currency valuation.

Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.

by YAWA May 13, 2021