YAWA's definitions

cryptogasm

The paroxysm of euphoria experienced by unexpectedly rapid crypto currency valuation.

Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.

by YAWA May 13, 2021

all things lead to porn

The overall foundation on which the entire internet platform, and everything that's attached to it, exists; and a generally sad testament to humanity as a species.

So, I was just searching 'cute kitten' on tik tok and a woman performing a sex act with a snake showed up.
Yeah, me too. It's strange, really. Just don't search 'pussy Willow'.
Word. I guess all things lead to porn.

by YAWA May 18, 2021

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

bottom-half reveal

With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.

Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!

Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.

by YAWA May 25, 2021

stink spot

The magical blend of sexual juices, deposited as a wonderful bed-sheet memory.

YOU WASHED THE SHEETS?! WTF!!! That was the BEST stink spot! Gone forever!!!!

by YAWA May 27, 2021

Vaccine Regret

Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.

Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret

by YAWA August 11, 2021

gift of gab

Yet another offering in the category of brain numbing, extremist and irresponsible social media sites chock-full-O COVID conspiracy theories, vaccine misinformation and underground anti-science propaganda.

Hey, did you hear on Twitter that the my pillow guy is going to be reinstated as vice president when SCOTUS overturns the 2020 election?
Ummm, no. But I did read that the vaccine causes yer liver to melt and yer dick fall off.
I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE MY DICK WENT.
Yup, that's the gift of gab.

by YAWA August 28, 2021