YAWA's definitions
So, how's it goin' with the new job search?
>Not so good; at this stage of the game, I've decided that there's limited opportunity to dominate in any given market.
Excellent life lesson: Do What Yer Good At (and just leave it at that).
>Not so good; at this stage of the game, I've decided that there's limited opportunity to dominate in any given market.
Excellent life lesson: Do What Yer Good At (and just leave it at that).
by YAWA November 13, 2022

The supreme balance achieved only when professional, social and family interactions reach equally profound levels of distaste and offense.
Yo! It's celebration time y'all! Timmy has finally reached equal misery! Now he's genuinely depressed at work, at home and at the bar... YAY!!
by YAWA May 12, 2018

Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...
by YAWA January 31, 2020

A person profoundly dysfunctional, possessing self-reinforcing characteristics of both incompetence and retarded mental capability.
She looked so promising on her resume, but after 30 seconds on the job we all knew we had hired an incompetard.
by YAWA April 18, 2015

Due to the property of exponential universal expansion, all non-local baryonic matter will eventually be displaced beyond the cosmic horizon and forever out of our reach.
Shit, ANOTHER Galaxy just disappeared over the cosmic horizon... forever Causally Disconnected from us. Even travelling at the speed of light, we could never catch it...never.
by YAWA July 25, 2019

The insidious, often unauthorized, extension of time restriction placed on nocturnal adolescent activities as further evidence of parental authority erosion and generalized attrition.
Oh, just screw 'em...my parents don't know shit. 11? 11:30? 12? Let the creeping curfew work its magic!
by YAWA February 2, 2019

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.
You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
by YAWA July 26, 2020
