YAWA's definitions

lost in the Souk

The desperate, seemingly hopeless, condition of finding oneself 'misplaced' in the heart of Morrocan chaos; similar to the phrase 'Bangkok has him', with a twist of abduction.

Oh, shit! There go two more lost in the Souk...didn't make it home last night; no use even lookin' for 'em now...

by YAWA October 1, 2019

bucket of vaginas

The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.

Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.

by YAWA May 13, 2021

It’s Mueller Time!

When it’s time to redact, POTUS fear is clear...

Hey, you ready for complete and utter governmental chaos? It’s Mueller Time!

by YAWA March 23, 2019

kilonova nucleosynthesis

The recently confirmed hypothesis that heavy elements are created as a consequence of a violent two-neutron star merger.

You mean to tell me that the gold, silver and platinum in my jewelry and the plutonium used in atomic weapons were made in the merger of neutron stars?
Yup, it's called kilonova nucleosynthesis; you get powerful gravitational waves also...check out LIGO!

by YAWA October 16, 2017

Spag'n'Balls

A linguistic contraction for that deliciously complex fusion of pasta, tomato-based sauce and balled-up, seasoned ground meat; most effectively applied at high-end dining establishments in order to substantiate an individuals culinary sophistication.

Waiter: And for you, Sir? Have you made a decision regarding the choice of your Main Course?
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...

by YAWA March 14, 2019

too big to rig

The massive Trump 2020 presidential election loss that must be demonstrated in order to preclude any meaningful chance of legal challenge.

Every eligible citizen MUST get out and vote. This one's gotta be too big to rig and too real to steal.

by YAWA October 12, 2020

Beats-deaf

The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.

I tried to tell him that the house was burning down, but he was Beats-deaf and didn't make it out!

by YAWA April 25, 2015