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A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.
Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
by YAWA July 11, 2020
Get the Real Country Dark mug.A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.
I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...
by YAWA July 16, 2017
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School shooter=waste of stain. Same for snatch-chat, FB and Twitter addicts...and whatever shitty program that comes next,; robbing youth of their rightful social voice and future achievement potential.
by YAWA March 7, 2018
Get the waste of stain mug.Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
Get the cryptogasm mug.Trump, and his personally selected boot-lickers, meet each day to extoll the wonderful, perfect and magnificent job they've done managing the COVID pandemic... while the number of infected and dying rise exponentially day after day.
Mommy, when will the Orange-Man Group be coming on? He's so funny when he insults those reporters...
Honey, that's not just any Orange-Man; that's our president.
Honey, that's not just any Orange-Man; that's our president.
by YAWA April 8, 2020
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Hey, did you know Timmy died of COVID?
I heard he was in the hospital, but not dead.
Yeah, it happened last night.
Another anonymous virtual demise, then?
Aren't they all these days.
I heard he was in the hospital, but not dead.
Yeah, it happened last night.
Another anonymous virtual demise, then?
Aren't they all these days.
by YAWA January 31, 2021
Get the virtual demise mug.OK, who can't understand that a NY TV reality show personality WOULDN'T solicit a foreign country for election assistance?
That would be a brain breaker...
That would be a brain breaker...
by YAWA January 25, 2020
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