A departure from the traditional Apothecary (a person or establishment engaged in general pharmaceutical sales); the Apotecary is specialized in the dispensing and sales of THC containing medicaments of all sorts.
Hey, where ya headed?
Rollin' down to the new Apotecary to pick me up some gummies, granules and smokables; need anything?
I'm old school. See if they've got any Maui Wowie or Hawaiian gold.
Rollin' down to the new Apotecary to pick me up some gummies, granules and smokables; need anything?
I'm old school. See if they've got any Maui Wowie or Hawaiian gold.
by YAWA May 23, 2022
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My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
by YAWA June 13, 2018
Get the Insta-Cum Retraining mug.It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.
Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...
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Damn, what's with the cough dude?
Well, I think it goes well with my rash...
Oh, yeah...gotta get the Corona with Lyme.
Well, I think it goes well with my rash...
Oh, yeah...gotta get the Corona with Lyme.
by YAWA February 04, 2020
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Oh, did you hear about the latest fucked-up presidential Tweetstorm?
You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...
You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...
by YAWA March 22, 2019
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What happened? Are you ok?
I just had my first nasalgasm!
Well, you do appear refreshed.
I'm still tingling! Thank you CompleteRinse!
What happened? Are you ok?
I just had my first nasalgasm!
Well, you do appear refreshed.
I'm still tingling! Thank you CompleteRinse!
by YAWA January 18, 2021
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OK, who posted my pix drinking martinis through saturated tampon applicators?
Was that summonsed to be a secret?
Actually, no; but those innocent, out of context pics could definitely ruin my rush!
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Was that summonsed to be a secret?
Actually, no; but those innocent, out of context pics could definitely ruin my rush!
Deleted!!!
by YAWA November 20, 2021
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