YAWA's definitions

COVID-21

The consequence of poor vaccine management and distribution; give the virus enough time and it WILL mutate beyond current inoculation antibody production targets.

Coming soon to a planet near you, COVID-21

by YAWA February 7, 2021

Death by Narcissist

What you get when an unqualified, unprepared and completely out-of-touch-with-reality leader faces an actual, REAL, world-wide crisis.

Nope, the COVID-19 isn't something that can be bullied into submission or coerced into a specific go-away schedule by some political sunshine-up-the-ass false hope or promise; it simply DOES NOT CARE about opinion.

If I'm gonna die, let it be by the attempt, but failure of REAL medicine and not Death by Narcissist.

by YAWA March 29, 2020

'tis the season, for the stealin'

A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.

Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.

by YAWA November 14, 2018

sour towel

A mildew-laden bath, beach or sport towel that conceals it's foul contamination until remoistened by use.

Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!

by YAWA June 9, 2019

god-shatter

The gradually-intensifying, mind-twisting period of profound confusion, unprecedented desperation and abject hopelessness endured through the haunting process of realization that--there is not, has never been and will never be a prayer answering, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity.

She wasn't sure that she would survive god-shatter. Everything and everyone she had ever known now seemed alien, disconnected and strange. But in time, life itself became more precious than ever, each relationship more cherished, each experience uniquely valued; yet not for the promise of some eternal tomorrow, rather for the evanescence of the moment.

by YAWA September 12, 2017

P fatigue

Shorthand for Pandemic fatigue, the near universal downtrodden feeling of misery suffered by a society suffocated under threat of COVID disease spread.

Hey, you still wearin' a mask?
I am. I've overcome P fatigue and reenergized my health commitment.
Are you kidding?! Trump has personally irradiated COVID world wide!

by YAWA October 29, 2020

Ankle Grabber

An individual that ends up attempting to drown another as a consequence of proximity rather than recognize and grab a lifeline thrown out with the intent to save them.

So, that Krazy bitch just lost her man, lost her keed'z an done lost her mutha fuckin' JOB 'cause she an ankle Grabber!

Ain't NO WAY dat bitch be takin' me down wit' her; NOT UP IN HERE!

by YAWA November 9, 2021