YAWA's definitions

kilonova nucleosynthesis

The recently confirmed hypothesis that heavy elements are created as a consequence of a violent two-neutron star merger.

You mean to tell me that the gold, silver and platinum in my jewelry and the plutonium used in atomic weapons were made in the merger of neutron stars?
Yup, it's called kilonova nucleosynthesis; you get powerful gravitational waves also...check out LIGO!

by YAWA October 16, 2017

Spag'n'Balls

A linguistic contraction for that deliciously complex fusion of pasta, tomato-based sauce and balled-up, seasoned ground meat; most effectively applied at high-end dining establishments in order to substantiate an individuals culinary sophistication.

Waiter: And for you, Sir? Have you made a decision regarding the choice of your Main Course?
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...

by YAWA March 14, 2019

Trump Tweeted ...

A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.

and in recent news, Trump Tweeted ... (insert bullshit of choice here).

by YAWA March 1, 2019

penalty phase

The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.

oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!

by YAWA January 5, 2020

waste of stain

The definition for any individual who's sum-total life existence cannot even offset the nasty, sheet-stained consequence of the three-minute, 'spice' fueled, crack-ho mounted, comdomless stank-fuck that conceived them.

School shooter=waste of stain. Same for snatch-chat, FB and Twitter addicts...and whatever shitty program that comes next,; robbing youth of their rightful social voice and future achievement potential.

by YAWA March 7, 2018

Ketchup Schwetty

A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...

by YAWA July 16, 2017

Real Country Dark

A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.

Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.

by YAWA July 11, 2020