The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.
Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!
by YAWA April 27, 2022
Then next step toward ever increasing human fragility, weakness and tolerance of genuinely poor behavior.
Yeah, everyone feels sad at times.
Some people do become clinically depressed and require medical treatment.
But just deciding that, as a professional athlete or Olympian, that you've become just too fragile to do interviews or compete for your country is generation soft.
Some people do become clinically depressed and require medical treatment.
But just deciding that, as a professional athlete or Olympian, that you've become just too fragile to do interviews or compete for your country is generation soft.
by YAWA July 31, 2021
The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.
HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?
Can I use your Hot Spot?
by YAWA July 30, 2018
An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.
Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
by YAWA May 11, 2020
An administration influenced largely by partisan misinformation, fact distortion and data manipulation that results in dangerous, ineffective and inconsistent policy; a condition grossly exposed and made obvious in times of national crisis.
Every year millions of citizens are killed in car crashes, shootings, drug overdoses... and we don't shut the country down over those!
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
A special brand of pandemic denial that promotes economic status over health and preservation of life.
So, even though we're on an accelerating rate of COVID infections with daily-death toll doubling--Coronomics dictate that we sacrifice untold lives for the sake of propping up the economy.
by YAWA March 25, 2020
People make all kinds of interesting choices in life--some lead to spectacular, unbelievable success, while others end in crushing, hopeless defeat. Regardless of the results, NOBODY wants to make the dumb-choice--a choice made with casual abandon, zero consideration for consequence and high-misery outcome probability.
Check it out. This guy's got it FUCKIN' MADE. Got the supportive family, private school education; cars, boats, exotic vacations, lotsa ladies...then he goes and makes the dumb-choice. The world then transforms into a very different place, unrecognizable from his previous life. He has no legal tender, no credit, no place to live and no options...HE'S FUCKED HIMSELF.
by YAWA June 28, 2019