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An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.
Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!
by YAWA June 22, 2019
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Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????
by YAWA May 23, 2022
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Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!
by YAWA July 4, 2020
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The Contention: The outcome of the 2020 election series, but ONLY the results of the presidential race, were fraudulent, illegal and resulted in the inauguration of an illegitimate executive branch leader.
The Proof: None. After 60+ lawsuits and election challenges in battleground states, exactly NO evidence of systemic fraud, illegal voting or election malfeasance was substantiated.
The biggest lie remains viable and continues to be supported by white supremacy groups, anarchist activists, the fever-dream conspiracy theory Queef-anon delusionists and some horribly misdirected individuals severely lacking critical thinking capabilities.
The Proof: None. After 60+ lawsuits and election challenges in battleground states, exactly NO evidence of systemic fraud, illegal voting or election malfeasance was substantiated.
The biggest lie remains viable and continues to be supported by white supremacy groups, anarchist activists, the fever-dream conspiracy theory Queef-anon delusionists and some horribly misdirected individuals severely lacking critical thinking capabilities.
by YAWA January 29, 2021
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by YAWA December 3, 2019
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Oh, shit! There go two more lost in the Souk...didn't make it home last night; no use even lookin' for 'em now...
by YAWA October 1, 2019
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Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
by YAWA May 13, 2021
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