YAWA's definitions

overtourism

The detrimental psychologic or physical impact sustained by specific, destination-driven travel objectives.

Well, seems like the Amsterdam red-light district sex workers have unionized in protest against overwork; the effects of overtourism have caused them excessive back, groin, oral and pelvic pain to the point of disrepair. One whore was even heard to cry out...'go back to your wives, or whatever!'

by YAWA March 30, 2019

Collective Action

To lawfully remove a President from Office; the decision made in accordance with the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, by the Principal Officers of the Executive Department and the Vice President of the United States.

Thank you, sir!

Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.

How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.

by YAWA September 10, 2020

Campaign Brief

A world-wide spectacle of real-time insanity. The transformation of a highly respected, presidential briefing into an unprecedented side-show of off-the-rails lunacy, resembling more of a campaign rally than an official government sponsored event.

Ummm...Did he just say that the virus was a hoax, that it is a construct of liberals to undermine his election, that he's got it totally under control, that anti-malaria, sunlight or injected disinfectant is a practical, safe treatment?
Yeah. All that, and more...in the latest Campaign Brief.

by YAWA April 26, 2020

Collective Action

To lawfully remove a President from Office; the decision made in accordance with the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, by the Principal Officers of the Executive Department and the Vice President of the United States.

Thank you, Donald! Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.

How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.

Asshole, YOU'RE FIRED!

by YAWA September 10, 2020

Cocksuckers Ball

The forever condition exemplified by a collective of impotent individuals for the ankle-grabbing status quo in deference to a clearly superior concept, ideology or perspective.

The hospital isn’t REALLY insolvent. The 1.3 M/yr interim CEO has assured me of continued operations; the Federal Chapter 11 filing for auction of assets is fake news.

Oh, here’s an invitation to the Cocksuckers Ball, should we attend?

by YAWA August 2, 2025

manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021

Chef Boyardots

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.

Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.

by YAWA October 27, 2021