Definitions by WootALoot

Swiddle 

The act of urinating into the rectum during anal intercourse.

I was having a nice butt fuck with my wife and I thought I was almost there and I wound up swiddleing all inside her anus.

Swiddle by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Haggard Shit 

When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit

Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.

Haggard Shit by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Cum Inhale 

When a girl is so eager for a man to cum she wants to ceremoniously imbibe it like it’s some kind of precious nectar and she inhales it into her lungs and is lucky if she doesn't end up with Aspiration pneumonia.

Man 1: Dude, that girl last night was very impressive with her cum inhalation skills.

Man 2 :So is your mom..

Man 1 : No.. Your sister can really Cum Inhale.

Cum Inhale by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Puppy Tail

Puppy Tail
When one inserts a raw hot dog into ones anus and wags it around to attract a puppy for the purpose of nibbling it out of ones bottom.

I hope this twelve pack of wieners is enough puppy tails for tonight's party, I'm expecting numerous guests.

Puppy Tail by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Strangled Vagina

When someone is a little cunt and wont shut up and keeps bitching.

Omg that kid is being such a Strangled Vagina, I wish he would just shut up.

Strangled Vagina by WootALoot July 14, 2009

Fardonkle 

When one deficates into anothers hardhat.

Hey buddy, I know your the new guy but you better watch out, only time will tell when your gonna get fardonkled.

Fardonkle by WootALoot July 7, 2009

Taintapotomus 

A girl with an extremely large taint. Generally hairy or smells of fecal matter.

That girl I boned last night had a taintapotomus.

Taintapotomus by WootALoot July 7, 2009