WootALoot's definitions

Strangled Vagina

When someone is a little cunt and wont shut up and keeps bitching.

Omg that kid is being such a Strangled Vagina, I wish he would just shut up.

by WootALoot July 14, 2009

Homming Dogger

One that likes to put different things into his rectum during masterbation, Normally exotic items such as pineapples, staplers, little powdered donuts, Loaded baked potato pringles, ect..

Guy 1: Hey Friend, What are you doing?

Guy 2: Im Homming Dogging, Can't you tell?

Guy 1: Oooooh, I never knew you were a homming dogger, it all makes sense now... Expecially with the whole Blackberry incident..

by WootALoot September 14, 2010

Taintapotomus

A girl with an extremely large taint. Generally hairy or smells of fecal matter.

That girl I boned last night had a taintapotomus.

by WootALoot July 7, 2009

Weekend Warrior

When one leaves a massive greasy shit in an office or Government Mandated facility on a Friday evening for other office personnel to find on Monday morning.

Holy smokes batman! Someone left a nasty weekend warrior in here and Bossman found it, Hes on a rampage to fire someone over it.

by WootALoot July 14, 2012

Puppy Tail

Puppy Tail
When one inserts a raw hot dog into ones anus and wags it around to attract a puppy for the purpose of nibbling it out of ones bottom.

I hope this twelve pack of wieners is enough puppy tails for tonight's party, I'm expecting numerous guests.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Pig Roast Scramble

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.

Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Fardonkle

When one deficates into anothers hardhat.

Hey buddy, I know your the new guy but you better watch out, only time will tell when your gonna get fardonkled.

by WootALoot July 7, 2009