Woody Thomas's definitions
by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008
Get the hotter than Texas in July mug.pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.
there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants
by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008
Get the dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants mug.When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.
by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008
Get the sailor's handkerchief mug.when you blow snot out of your nose onto the ground because you don't have a kleenex or hanky to use.
by Woody Thomas September 13, 2008
Get the sailor's handkerchief mug.An average movie, ridiculously violent, but the Christopher Walken\Dennis Hopper exchange is worth the price of admission itself.
When True Romance is on cable, I watch the legendary scene where Hopper gives Walken a history lesson on Sicilians and then turn it off
by Woody Thomas September 16, 2008
Get the True Romance mug.the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.
by Woody Thomas September 20, 2008
Get the fingernail fudge mug.The most sadistic and bloodthirsty pro wrestler of all time. Used sharp objects to carve up opponents' foreheads and also threw "fire" in their faces. The fire was actually flash paper that The Sheik was somehow able to ignite and give the illusion he was producing a fireball out of thin air. His real name was Ed Farhat and he died in 2003 at age 76.
by Woody Thomas December 12, 2008
Get the The Sheik mug.