Definitions by Woody Thomas

Nab Jones 

An officer of the law, policeman.

Better slow down man, Nab Jones is parked on that side street.

Nab Jones by Woody Thomas July 24, 2008

masturbation rolodex 

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.

I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

masturbation rolodex by Woody Thomas July 21, 2008

Christmas goose 

a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party

after having a few beers, I gave Michelle a little Christmas goose, and she giggled

Christmas goose by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

spreading like a wind-blown brush fire 

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly

The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

spreading like a wind-blown brush fire by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

toilet 

a place such as Miami, Florida or Newark, New Jersey.
Or...East St. Louis, Illinois

Miami is the biggest fuckin' toilet in the country

toilet by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

last kick at the cat 

A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.

This will be the coach's last kick at the cat to win a championship; he's retiring after this year.

last kick at the cat by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

cricket set 

British slang for dick & balls. I can't beleive no Brit or anybody familiar with British slang has defined it here.

Come here, luv, and fondle my cricket set, there's a good girl

cricket set by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008