by Woody Thomas January 21, 2007
by Woody Thomas January 08, 2006
by Woody Thomas January 08, 2006
A bit of folklore widely beleived to be real but that never actually happened.
Examples:
The Babe Ruth "called shot" at Wrigley Field where he pointed to the centerfield scoreboard and then hit the next pitch there.
Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the Johnny Carson show with a cat on her lap and said 'Johnny, vood you like to pet my poo-see?'
To which he replied 'Sure, move the cat.'
Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Carson show and said that before every tournament, 'I kiss his (golf) balls for good luck,' and Johnny said, 'well I'll bet that makes his putter stand up.'
Richard Gere once went to an emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his ass.
Rod Stewart once had to have his stomach pumped due to swallowing an excessive amount of semen
Keith Richards went to Switzerland to have his blood replaced with new blood as an attempt to kick heroin
Jim Morrison flashed his dick at a concert in Miami
Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a live bat
Wilt Chamberlain fucked over 20,000 women
Examples:
The Babe Ruth "called shot" at Wrigley Field where he pointed to the centerfield scoreboard and then hit the next pitch there.
Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the Johnny Carson show with a cat on her lap and said 'Johnny, vood you like to pet my poo-see?'
To which he replied 'Sure, move the cat.'
Arnold Palmer's wife was on the Carson show and said that before every tournament, 'I kiss his (golf) balls for good luck,' and Johnny said, 'well I'll bet that makes his putter stand up.'
Richard Gere once went to an emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his ass.
Rod Stewart once had to have his stomach pumped due to swallowing an excessive amount of semen
Keith Richards went to Switzerland to have his blood replaced with new blood as an attempt to kick heroin
Jim Morrison flashed his dick at a concert in Miami
Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a live bat
Wilt Chamberlain fucked over 20,000 women
by Woody Thomas August 23, 2007
by Woody Thomas January 15, 2006
A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.
by Woody Thomas May 26, 2007
used as a pause when speaking, to elicit approval from or to impress the listener(s) after saying something meant to be profound or impressive.
Tom Hanks: "It's great to be back hosting Saturday Night Live. I haven't been here since I did a little thing called Saving Private Ryan, uh..."
by Woody Thomas June 17, 2007