Definitions by Woobie

weapons of mass destruction

Items of such atrocities that do NOT exist!

Geroge Dubya: Hmmmmm, we've been searchin' for them weapons of mass destruction for about 4 years now and still ain't found none. Well, we must call for more American troops wasting there lives for no reason in Iraq! (when it should really be Afghanistan because of Al-Qaeda)

weapons of mass destruction by woobie October 10, 2005

SOB 

acronym for

S- Son
O- Of (a)
B- Bitch

you stupid, SOB!!!!!! (when someone doesn't want to be too graphic by using the actual words)

SOB by woobie October 10, 2005

Kool-Aid 

the universal drink of the hood.

My favorite flavor of Kool-Aid is red.

Kool-Aid by woobie October 10, 2005

we need to talk 

the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.

Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.

we need to talk by woobie October 9, 2005

Barack Obama 

Our only hope for a black president.

Bill Clinton was the closest to a black president, but Barack Obama is ACTUALLY black and our only hope.

Barack Obama by woobie October 8, 2005

come here boy 

a phrase mainly used by rednecks and other southerners to get a black male's attention in a rude, racial manner.

Old redneck: You n***er over there! Come here boy!

come here boy by woobie October 8, 2005

Gray Davis 

a dumbass former governor of california. he focused on giving money to stupid things like prisons instead of schools or the community. him and president bush would make perfect companions.

If you don't want to be like Gray Davis stay in school!

Gray Davis by woobie June 13, 2005