Woobie's definitions

doo-rag

cloth or mesh that fit properly over the head and can be used for to enhance the appearance of "waves" on a persons head, keep braids un-nappy, or just to wear for style.

Guy 1:I'm wearing my doo-rag to get waves!

Guy 2: Dude, that looks like a head condom.

by Woobie June 4, 2005

we need to talk

the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.

Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.

by woobie October 9, 2005

Gray Davis

a dumbass former governor of california. he focused on giving money to stupid things like prisons instead of schools or the community. him and president bush would make perfect companions.

If you don't want to be like Gray Davis stay in school!

by woobie June 13, 2005

Marshall Mathers

the birthname of rapper Eminem

Eminem da best white rapper.

by Woobie June 1, 2005

Jennifer Afleck

what was going to be Jennifer Lopez's new name until her and Ben Afleck broke up. See bennifer.

Ben Afleck + Jennifer Lopez = Jennifer Afleck.

by Woobie June 1, 2005