woobie's definitions

doo-rag

cloth or mesh that fit properly over the head and can be used for to enhance the appearance of "waves" on a persons head, keep braids un-nappy, or just to wear for style.

Guy 1:I'm wearing my doo-rag to get waves!

Guy 2: Dude, that looks like a head condom.

by Woobie June 4, 2005

Bill Clinton

The closest we've ever had to a black president.

Damn! This nigga Clinton is closest to ever bein a black pres! He did what he had to do to drop Hilary's ass and get wit Monica Lewinski.

by Woobie July 15, 2008

Barack Obama

Our only hope for a black president.

Bill Clinton was the closest to a black president, but Barack Obama is ACTUALLY black and our only hope.

by woobie October 8, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Items of such atrocities that do NOT exist!

Geroge Dubya: Hmmmmm, we've been searchin' for them weapons of mass destruction for about 4 years now and still ain't found none. Well, we must call for more American troops wasting there lives for no reason in Iraq! (when it should really be Afghanistan because of Al-Qaeda)

by woobie October 10, 2005

bandana

one of the items u usually can't bring to school because it can start gangs. a bandana goes on your head for either fashion or hair purposes.

Bandanas are banned from school because of the bloods and crips!

by Woobie June 4, 2005

Honolulu

A beautiful metropolis located in center of the Hawaiian Islands. Located on the Island of Oahu, Honolulu is the Capitol of Hawaii. Tall skyscrapers, beautiful beaches, tourism, and much more. One of the best cities in the USA!

Honolulu is one of the best cities ever in the U.S.

by Woobie June 6, 2005

come here boy

a phrase mainly used by rednecks and other southerners to get a black male's attention in a rude, racial manner.

Old redneck: You n***er over there! Come here boy!

by woobie October 8, 2005