woobie's definitions

Barack Obama

Our only hope for a black president.

Bill Clinton was the closest to a black president, but Barack Obama is ACTUALLY black and our only hope.

by woobie October 8, 2005

come here boy

a phrase mainly used by rednecks and other southerners to get a black male's attention in a rude, racial manner.

Old redneck: You n***er over there! Come here boy!

by woobie October 8, 2005

we need to talk

the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.

Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.

by woobie October 9, 2005

FEMA

the people who took so damn long just to help those in need of a certain hurricane that we are all too familiar with. partly George W. Bush's fault as well.

Congratulations FEMA, more than half of the Crescent City is underwater and people there are dying as we speak. what dumb@$$es.

by woobie October 10, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Items of such atrocities that do NOT exist!

Geroge Dubya: Hmmmmm, we've been searchin' for them weapons of mass destruction for about 4 years now and still ain't found none. Well, we must call for more American troops wasting there lives for no reason in Iraq! (when it should really be Afghanistan because of Al-Qaeda)

by woobie October 10, 2005

SOB

acronym for

S- Son
O- Of (a)
B- Bitch

you stupid, SOB!!!!!! (when someone doesn't want to be too graphic by using the actual words)

by woobie October 10, 2005

Kool-Aid

the universal drink of the hood.

My favorite flavor of Kool-Aid is red.

by woobie October 10, 2005