South Carolina

for me, the worst state in the country, filled with hippocrites, racists, hicks and rednecks. though columbia is the largest city there ain't nothin worth seein in this state except hilton head & myrtle beach.

How in the hell am I supposed to enjoy a place like South Carolina when I just moved from Cali?!

by Woobie May 30, 2005

skreet

the ghetto way of saying street. usually when one is too lazy to use the correct pronunciation.

why did the nigga cross the skreet?

by Woobie May 28, 2005

Oh my God Becky look at her butt

the very first phrase in Sir Mix-a-Lot's song "Baby Got Back" said by a white girl talking to her white friend talking about a black girl's butt.

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt it is so big!

by Woobie May 30, 2005

Maury Povich

besides Jerry Springer Maury hosts the best talk show. the funniest topic is the paternity tests because whenever the test comes negative there's always drama. other topics are fat babies, cheating husbands, man or woman?, etc.

Taniqua: Quatarius I know you the daddy. I only slept wit u and no one else.
Quatarius: *itch please, you's a skank ho. Always been partyin' & bein wit dem dudes.
Maury: Taniqua, are you sure Quatarius is the father?
Taniqua: Maury, I'm 150% positive he's Iesha's daddy. He gots the eyes, the chin, the earlobe...
Maury: When it comes to little Iesha, Quatarius, you are not the father!
Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatarius: What now?! I told you! I told you! YEAH!
*~Taniqua runs backstage sobbing, Maury follows, Quatarius jumps for joy~*
Maury: It's okay. You're now one step closer to finding the father. Who's next on your list.
Taniqua: Well (sniff) Quatarius was #62. Kareem has to be the daddy!

by woobie June 06, 2005

we need to talk

the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.

Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.

by woobie October 09, 2005

Gray Davis

a dumbass former governor of california. he focused on giving money to stupid things like prisons instead of schools or the community. him and president bush would make perfect companions.

If you don't want to be like Gray Davis stay in school!

by woobie June 06, 2005

nigga please

a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.

Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.

by Woobie May 28, 2005