Definitions by Woobie

Maury Povich 

besides Jerry Springer Maury hosts the best talk show. the funniest topic is the paternity tests because whenever the test comes negative there's always drama. other topics are fat babies, cheating husbands, man or woman?, etc.

Taniqua: Quatarius I know you the daddy. I only slept wit u and no one else.
Quatarius: *itch please, you's a skank ho. Always been partyin' & bein wit dem dudes.
Maury: Taniqua, are you sure Quatarius is the father?
Taniqua: Maury, I'm 150% positive he's Iesha's daddy. He gots the eyes, the chin, the earlobe...
Maury: When it comes to little Iesha, Quatarius, you are not the father!
Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatarius: What now?! I told you! I told you! YEAH!
*~Taniqua runs backstage sobbing, Maury follows, Quatarius jumps for joy~*
Maury: It's okay. You're now one step closer to finding the father. Who's next on your list.
Taniqua: Well (sniff) Quatarius was #62. Kareem has to be the daddy!

Maury Povich by woobie June 13, 2005

Honolulu 

A beautiful metropolis located in center of the Hawaiian Islands. Located on the Island of Oahu, Honolulu is the Capitol of Hawaii. Tall skyscrapers, beautiful beaches, tourism, and much more. One of the best cities in the USA!

Honolulu is one of the best cities ever in the U.S.

Honolulu by Woobie June 6, 2005

South Carolina 

for me, the worst state in the country, filled with hippocrites, racists, hicks and rednecks. though columbia is the largest city there ain't nothin worth seein in this state except hilton head & myrtle beach.

How in the hell am I supposed to enjoy a place like South Carolina when I just moved from Cali?!

South Carolina by Woobie June 5, 2005

bandana 

one of the items u usually can't bring to school because it can start gangs. a bandana goes on your head for either fashion or hair purposes.

Bandanas are banned from school because of the bloods and crips!

bandana by Woobie June 4, 2005

doo-rag 

cloth or mesh that fit properly over the head and can be used for to enhance the appearance of "waves" on a persons head, keep braids un-nappy, or just to wear for style.

Guy 1:I'm wearing my doo-rag to get waves!

Guy 2: Dude, that looks like a head condom.

doo-rag by Woobie June 4, 2005

My Love is Like... Wo 

1. the popular song by R&B singer Mya
2. a sentence where you tell someone how you feel about them but can't find the right word to describe it.

Woman: How can you describe your love for me?
Man: Uhh, My love is like... wo...

My Love is Like... Wo by Woobie June 4, 2005

Oh my God Becky look at her butt

the very first phrase in Sir Mix-a-Lot's song "Baby Got Back" said by a white girl talking to her white friend talking about a black girl's butt.

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt it is so big!

Oh my God Becky look at her butt by Woobie June 4, 2005