William Stephens's definitions

nursing home

A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.

Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

trailer

A form of house that people live in due to its lack of flammability.

Person: "Hey Bubba, is that your house burning down?"
Bubba: "Nope, my trailer is made of metal and we all know that metal is not flammable."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

burt reynolds

The answer to every question on Playstation 2's Jeopardy!. Actually, since you need to answer in the form of a question, every answer is: "Who is Burt Reynolds."

Alex Trebek: "The Capital of South Korea."
Jeopardy! Contestant: "Who is Burt Reynolds?"

by William Stephens May 3, 2006

Miss Cleo

A fat Jamaican biotch who excels at poker, the lottery, and forecasting the weather.

"I thought Miss Cleo was the smartest person in the world, but then I remembered that not only was she fat but she was also black. If you can't read a book or eat sensibly, then you probably can't tell the future."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

superman

A technique of drunk urinating which involves using no hands and an adequete amount of precision. It is the leading cause of yellow shoes and slippery bathroom floors. Oh, and don't forget that gay guy that wears tights and has an S on his shirt.

I killed my grandma due to negligent supermanning.

by William Stephens May 3, 2006

stairs

Wheelchair kryptonite.

Person: "Hey, let's go down these stairs."
Wheelchair Person: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

clown

1. A scary man that makes me cry and occasionally shit my
pants.

2. Anyone who pops their collar.

3. An African American term for joking around.

1. Person 1: "Why is there shit in your pants?"
Person 2: "The clown in my closet scared the shit out
of me again.

2. Person 1: "Is his collar popped?"
Person 2: "Yes, it is. What a clown. A pathetic, gay
clown."

3. Leroy: "Don't be mad, I just be clownin'."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006