William Dean A. Garner's definitions

Ripnotize

Charm a beautiful woman while you rip her clothes off.

Dino ripnotized Alex in less than a nanosecond

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

Bazookastan

The land of weapons. A large urban space that contains more weapons per capita than any other place on Earth.

We landed in Bazookastan at 0500, just before first light, and found 500 warriors aiming their AK-47s at us.

by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011

Disastar

Lousy actor who makes a boatload of cash

That Hollywood actor's a disastar but he makes us a lotta coin!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

charliesheen

verb trans. destroy all that is good in your life. Piss away great opportunities.

Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.

by William Dean A. Garner March 13, 2011

tiptop

A beautiful, sexy, skimpy top worn by a female bartender to generate more tips.

The right tiptop, in just the right color, worn on the right bartender is a guaranteed money magnet.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

gimmee-back

The Return on Investment or ROI that a criminal gets when he cashes in his chips or finishes an illegal job

Soon as Marco cleaned up the bloody floor, he went to the Big Boss for his gimmee-back, a new Camaro.

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

voodoo doodoo

1.The kinda nasty, stanky diarrhea you get from eating Mexican or Middle Eastern food.
2. "Montezuma's revenge"

In Mazatlan, we ate at this taco stand. Fifteen minutes into it, I got the "voodoo doodoo" and wet my surfer shorts in front of the whole crowd.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003