WeAreUFC's definitions

dental records

A clear warning to watch your mouth!

Dental records are of what was said, & how it was said...

"I'll need you dental records... just in case."

by WeAreUFC January 7, 2025

A little sauce on the side

Being extra! I am aware I didn’t have to go that far… I did it because you pushed me there.

Did you see him tap-out? I even put A little sauce on the side of that choke when I held it to long!

He totally had it coming

by WeAreUFC June 21, 2025

Addition by subtraction

The phenomenon where a group of four or more people will raise their productivity in the event the least productive person is removed.

Me: “Have you seen Sam lately? We are finally making progress on our project & he is nowhere to be found?”
Boss: “Sam got canned yesterday. I walked him out personally. Sam was fired.”
Me: “Okay, yet another example of addition by subtraction”

by WeAreUFC October 10, 2025

Gen Z

Generation Z!

After years of calling everyone else ‘old’ have; in an ironic twist of fate, become Old.

“Want to hear a joke? Why has Gen Z become so old all of the sudden? Because x, y; Z!”
😭🥹🥺

by WeAreUFC October 13, 2025

Miss FAFO

Nailah Dillard aka _NaiTai

Unpublish this definition for Miss FAFO… & you’ll be the one to find out!

by WeAreUFC October 26, 2025

Red-Belt

When you’ve logged your 1,000,000 steps; your 10,000 hours! A feeling of no one having the right to tell you they are better at your tasks! No one is better at life than you, and you have the resources to go forward & teach!

Sensei

I earned my Red-Belt today🥋

by WeAreUFC December 18, 2025

Knuckle-Dragger

Your Mind-Body-Soul are all connected in unison. If one is unbalanced then so are the others. Contrary to popular belief has little to do with intelligence. A Knuckle-Dragger references a lack of physical fitness. However, if a person is incapable of standing (without using their hands) from the ground or seated position; then they’ll qualify!

“My boss cannot rise from his chair without using his hands to post himself! He’s such a Knuckle-Dragger… I do not know what empowers him to make decisions. The outcome & outlook of our company depend on someone who is obviously a Neanderthal, and we are regressing as a direct result.”

<sigh>

by WeAreUFC January 20, 2026