hornblower

person who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a pr0n fiend and a hornblower.

by Vertigo January 09, 2004

low res

When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalow rez

whoa that suicide girl was totally low rez, look at the hail damage on her ass!

by vertigo December 29, 2004

swomk

Acroynm that means "Spit water on my keyboard"

xxbrpunkfreakxx: yes well i must get some sleep and hopefully through my closed eyelids i may glimpse you and we can frolic through the halls of our high school belching the jepordy theme song together and then maybe ill wake up and we really will
Vertigo: OMFG I just SWOMK after reading that

by Vertigo October 19, 2004

fauxgrammer

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.

Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.

by vertigo February 22, 2006

anorexalicious

When a girl looks really hott in a manner that can only be attained by being unhealthily underweight.

Man, Mary Kate is sooooo anorexalicious. Not like that tubby Ashley

by vertigo December 29, 2004

vertigo

What you feel when trashed/hungover.

I drank all that Jungle Juice and all I got was a night with Lady Vertigo.

by Vertigo January 09, 2004

fanny pack

v.
1. To penetrate someone from behind doggy style

2. To penetrate someone anally backdoor

I could tell Jon's mom knew no boundaries because getting fanny packed was just the opening volley in a night of depravity.

by vertigo July 14, 2008