(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.
After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.
by vertigo November 11, 2006
by Vertigo May 24, 2004
by Vertigo January 09, 2004
A Strong Bad-ism; viciously, violently; a brutal and terrible way to be devoured by gelatinous monsters
by Vertigo September 08, 2003
by Vertigo September 03, 2002
Past-tense verb describing the action that occures when one intentionally or accidentally attacks and hurts themselves with their boobs
xxbrpunkfreakxx: I boobed myself with your shoulder
by Vertigo October 19, 2004
n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.
Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.
by vertigo February 22, 2006