Definitions by Vertigo

pizowned 

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

pizowned by Vertigo May 23, 2004

XD 

Originally used by anime-loving internet addicts, this face can express happiness and laughter, but is also frequently used when being flirtatious.

Net Girl: I gotta go. I'm gonna take a shower.
Net Guy: Mind if I join ya? XD

XD by Vertigo January 11, 2004

cactus weasel 

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while

That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!

cactus weasel by Vertigo January 11, 2004

business trip 

to go on a trip for business reasons

slang: to make a trip to the bathroom

Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.


Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.

business trip by Vertigo January 11, 2004

smorg 

crappy cafeteria food, especially from schools/universities

This is the same smorg we had last week!

The cafeteria sign says this fish is scrod. What kind of fish is a scrod? Leave it to the cafeteria people to think of such brilliant names for smorg.

smorg by Vertigo January 11, 2004

blorg 

verb: the nicer cousin of "bash" and "pummel", it means to smack someone over the head with a gigantic wet noodle

If you don't shut up I'll blorg you to death!

blorg by Vertigo January 9, 2004

vertigo

What you feel when trashed/hungover.

I drank all that Jungle Juice and all I got was a night with Lady Vertigo.

vertigo by Vertigo January 8, 2004