fauxgrammer

n. (FO'-gram-mir) Someone who pretends to be a progammer, like someone who designs in HTML. Has no idea of flow control, object oriented programming, and doesn't understand when people call him a noob. Might have modified the permissions on a file once.

Yeah, MJ was such a fauxgrammer he drew a series of boxes, made a shitty flowchart, and called it an algorithm and had his intern actually write the code.

by vertigo February 22, 2006

quarky

a weird nerd

That computer science guy with the horn-rimmed glasses and porn fetish sure is quarky.

by Vertigo January 14, 2003

knappster

A dedicated software/music/movie pirate.

You need at least 150 gigs of pirated crap to be called a knappster these days.

by Vertigo January 08, 2004

spiffirific

A combination of spiffy and terrific. It is best used in short sentences or as a sentence unto itself.

That plan is spiffirific.

by Vertigo September 02, 2002

oh mylanta

This odd phrase is similar to "oh my land," with the interesting addition of hailing the stomach-acid-reducing medicine.

Oh mylanta, it was bad!

by Vertigo September 02, 2002

swomk

Acroynm that means "Spit water on my keyboard"

xxbrpunkfreakxx: yes well i must get some sleep and hopefully through my closed eyelids i may glimpse you and we can frolic through the halls of our high school belching the jepordy theme song together and then maybe ill wake up and we really will
Vertigo: OMFG I just SWOMK after reading that

by Vertigo October 18, 2004

business trip

to go on a trip for business reasons

slang: to make a trip to the bathroom

Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.


Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.

by Vertigo January 11, 2004