Vertigo's definitions

smorg

crappy cafeteria food, especially from schools/universities

This is the same smorg we had last week!

The cafeteria sign says this fish is scrod. What kind of fish is a scrod? Leave it to the cafeteria people to think of such brilliant names for smorg.

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

low res

When a girl looks hot from far away, or in a small friendster picture, but at full scale or close up, fugly. See also monet, scud, akalow rez

whoa that suicide girl was totally low rez, look at the hail damage on her ass!

by vertigo December 29, 2004

otaku

fanatic; this Japanese word is used in the common language of anime fans to denote themselves.

She's more of an otaku than I could ever be; she's seen over 26 anime series!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002