Vertigo's definitions

vertigo

What you feel when trashed/hungover.

I drank all that Jungle Juice and all I got was a night with Lady Vertigo.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

oh mylanta

This odd phrase is similar to "oh my land," with the interesting addition of hailing the stomach-acid-reducing medicine.

Oh mylanta, it was bad!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

spomerific

completely 1337

That new server design was so freakin' spomerific.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while

That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

swomk

Acroynm that means "Spit water on my keyboard"

xxbrpunkfreakxx: yes well i must get some sleep and hopefully through my closed eyelids i may glimpse you and we can frolic through the halls of our high school belching the jepordy theme song together and then maybe ill wake up and we really will
Vertigo: OMFG I just SWOMK after reading that

by Vertigo October 18, 2004

douchBaguette

1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )

Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette

by vertigo February 8, 2006

orange

defined ambiguously as "any good thing," it is a word made for random overuse.

You're an orange.

by Vertigo December 3, 2002