Vertigo's definitions

turkish holiday

(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.

After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.

by vertigo November 11, 2006

pizowned

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

by Vertigo May 23, 2004

boobed

Past-tense verb describing the action that occures when one intentionally or accidentally attacks and hurts themselves with their boobs

xxbrpunkfreakxx: I boobed myself with your shoulder

by Vertigo October 18, 2004

meeple

A cutesy, girlish-sounding word taken from the German game Carcassonne, this word has been adapted to have many meanings, such as "That sucks" or "Oh crap." It can also be a verbal expression of a sigh or puppy-dog face. Whatever the usage, the word is usually expressing sadness or disappointment.

Professor: "The two papers will be due tomorrow. Sorry about the short notice."
Student: "Meeple."

Guy: "I'm working through some serious health issues right now."
Girl: "Meeple... I hope things go okay."

by Vertigo September 18, 2002

fanny pack

v.
1. To penetrate someone from behind doggy style

2. To penetrate someone anally backdoor

I could tell Jon's mom knew no boundaries because getting fanny packed was just the opening volley in a night of depravity.

by vertigo August 6, 2008

quarky

a weird nerd

That computer science guy with the horn-rimmed glasses and porn fetish sure is quarky.

by Vertigo January 14, 2003

knappster

A dedicated software/music/movie pirate.

You need at least 150 gigs of pirated crap to be called a knappster these days.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004