Vatu's definitions

Homogram

A greeting delivered in person by one or multiple homosexuals, often dressed in carnevalistic attire.

I can't believe Jim sent me a homogram to work. It was really disruptive !

by Vatu August 21, 2018

Amassador

A person, who by virtue of their position as ambassador of a country, is able to amass wealth.

Ni Hao got a great deal on some industrial land, a bit too goid in fact. The guy is a real amassador.

by Vatu January 22, 2019

Beerslave

A person (often a friend) engaged on an ad hoc basis to perform a specific, often menial task within a larger project and compensated in beer after completion of the task.

Well, we had an engineer, some carpenters and of course Jack and John as the beerslaves helped out quite a bit.

by Vatu June 24, 2019

vagrance

The smell of a homeless person.

"After the bums were forced to vacate the building, there was a vagrance in the air for some days."

by Vatu July 21, 2019

pride

A group of homosexuals

We saw the pride of homos from across the street

by Vatu August 1, 2019

relax the issue

A non-confrontational device to make your final contribution to a strand of argument. The counterpart of "raising an issue".

"After having raised the point of budget revisions, Jim wanted to get on with other business so he relaxed the issue by alluding to maintaining the integrity of the project cycle."
"Well, it seems we are not going to see eye-to-eye on this so I want to relax the issue by saying just look at article number five."

by Vatu November 28, 2019

alpha time

A moment when it is time to step up and make good on your leadership credentials.

The team was underperforming and unco-ordinated. It was alpha time.

by Vatu May 3, 2019