speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019

Amassador

A person, who by virtue of their position as ambassador of a country, is able to amass wealth.

Ni Hao got a great deal on some industrial land, a bit too goid in fact. The guy is a real amassador.

by Vatu January 22, 2019

grab some mommy

To have intercourse with your wife

The kids were asleep so he decided to grab some mommy.

by Vatu September 01, 2019

Chairman

The guy who sits on a chair while others work for him.

I didn't have to contribute much since I was the chairman.

by Vatu December 21, 2019

cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

by Vatu November 28, 2018

cloisterfuck

A set of things gone wrong that somehow involves the church.

Johan didn't get that bishopship because of all that backstabbing. What a cloisterfuck.

by Vatu November 19, 2022

Beerslave

A person (often a friend) engaged on an ad hoc basis to perform a specific, often menial task within a larger project and compensated in beer after completion of the task.

Well, we had an engineer, some carpenters and of course Jack and John as the beerslaves helped out quite a bit.

by Vatu June 24, 2019