pride

A group of homosexuals

We saw the pride of homos from across the street

by Vatu August 01, 2019

cashhole

A maniac billionaire who calls an all-staff meeting at 1 am on Sunday.

The guy is a real cashhole with no regard of his employees' time.

by Vatu May 02, 2021

cloisterfuck

A set of things gone wrong that somehow involves the church.

Johan didn't get that bishopship because of all that backstabbing. What a cloisterfuck.

by Vatu November 19, 2022

cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

by Vatu November 28, 2018

Beerslave

A person (often a friend) engaged on an ad hoc basis to perform a specific, often menial task within a larger project and compensated in beer after completion of the task.

Well, we had an engineer, some carpenters and of course Jack and John as the beerslaves helped out quite a bit.

by Vatu June 24, 2019

Airport Magic

a unique constellation in the space/time continuum that temporarily gives one a James Bond-like ability to pass through airport security and check-in procedures in record time.

"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."

"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."

by Vatu August 23, 2015

speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019