cashhole

A maniac billionaire who calls an all-staff meeting at 1 am on Sunday.

The guy is a real cashhole with no regard of his employees' time.

by Vatu May 02, 2021

office judo

The art of turning the aggressive momentum of a colleague towards himself or a common goal.

Becky stormed in with her TPS cover sheet bullshit but after five minutes found herself getting coffee for everyone. It was all because of Jane, she has a black belt in office judo.

by Vatu November 16, 2018

broke-up

When bros decide not to be bros anymore.

Go easy on Jim, he is going through a difficult broke-up with Charles.

by Vatu August 02, 2018

cloisterfuck

A set of things gone wrong that somehow involves the church.

Johan didn't get that bishopship because of all that backstabbing. What a cloisterfuck.

by Vatu November 19, 2022

cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

by Vatu November 28, 2018

Beerslave

A person (often a friend) engaged on an ad hoc basis to perform a specific, often menial task within a larger project and compensated in beer after completion of the task.

Well, we had an engineer, some carpenters and of course Jack and John as the beerslaves helped out quite a bit.

by Vatu June 24, 2019

sithy

An action or thing possessing the qualities of a Sith, i.e. emanating from the dark side.

Abusing the waitress like that was a sithy thing to do, but he had had it with her attitude.

by Vatu June 25, 2018