Sticky Situation

A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.

(And no you can not eat it)
"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
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tearjerker

You perform this act usually after a bad break up or a death of a loved one. You use the tears you cried for them as a lubricant and jerk off in honor of them.
"My grandpa died last week so I used my tears and jerked off to honor his legacy, it was a real tearjerker
by Vanilla Water November 07, 2017
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Cracker Smack

The dumb shit white people be saying

Or when a white man has sex with your mom. (Cracker Smacked)
"These white people near me talking Cracker Smack."

"My white homie just Cracker Smacked my mom."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
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Spit Shine

A Spit Shine is when you nut onto a girls forehead and you use the tip or head of your dick and wipe the nut all over her forehead until it is shiny.
"Last night was crazy man, I gave my girl a spit shine and boy was her forehead gleaming."
by Vanilla Water November 07, 2017
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Tearjerker

it is when you are about to nut, but hold it in and endure the pain.
"I was jerking off last night and I tried the tearjerker, boy did that hurt."
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Aquafinna

When you under water and you say you finna do something"
"I went swimming and while under water I was aquafinna go deeper into the ocean."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
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Outercourse

The act of grinding and cumming to completion without ever entering the body.
"Me and my girl had outercourse, man her jeans felt so good."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
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