A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.
(And no you can not eat it)
(And no you can not eat it)
"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
You perform this act usually after a bad break up or a death of a loved one. You use the tears you cried for them as a lubricant and jerk off in honor of them.
"My grandpa died last week so I used my tears and jerked off to honor his legacy, it was a real tearjerker
by Vanilla Water November 07, 2017
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
A Spit Shine is when you nut onto a girls forehead and you use the tip or head of your dick and wipe the nut all over her forehead until it is shiny.
by Vanilla Water November 07, 2017
by Vanilla Water November 07, 2017
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018