Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Vanilla Water

Homiesexual

When your homie does some suspect/gay things but it ain't really gay cause they is your homie.

"Me and my boy are homiesexuals, so that means we can jerk each other off and it won't be gay."

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When you stand in a circle.

Can be confused with circumstance.

"In gym class today I was in a circlestance."

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When you slide your hand in between a girls butt cheeks like a credit card, and sniff it.

"Last night my girl let me try out the canchola, and boy let me tell you it fucking smelled."

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"Did you hear what Timothy said, he said all black people are racist."
"Man I'm telling you, he just speaking Cracker Smack

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A sexual act that includes running into the room without a shirt, screaming in Russian, and the fucking of a bear.

"Last night was crazy, I finally tried The Vlad, and boy did the bear enjoy it."

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Cloutage Cheese allows you to gain clout through the eating of cottage cheese. It is basically the good shit that gets you into heaven.

"Every morning I eat a bowl of Cloutage Cheese so that I can grow up and have the biggest clout out of everyone in the world."

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This is used in the Christian community to promote circumcision among the more hip and urban crowd.

"Hey did you gets hear the new promotion for circumcision?"
"Yeah Clip the Tip. I'm definitely gonna go get circumcised."

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