VICTOR's definitions

tongyan

A great being of immense magical powers. Once rumored to have ruled the mighty universe. It is believed that it at one time, it wasn't satisfied with its position and decided instead, to become a sweet, delicate angel, while retaining its power. We exist only to wait and see it emerge and reveal those latent powers to us. We have yet to see either.

Hi Tongyan! Wazaa?! (Because, it could be anyone...)

by Victor February 8, 2004

jeci

n. a haircut in which the front is longer than the back, the back is strategically placed in a wild manner, and the front is pushed to the side.

yeah i'm gonna go to the salon tomorrow and get a jeci

by victor February 4, 2004

Laredo

Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.

Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.

by Victor February 3, 2004

Oni

A level of difficulty in Dance Dance Revolution. ddr

Theres the beginner, light, heavy, and then the oni mode

by Victor December 14, 2003

Taco Bell

Place that should be nuked into orbit, with all the remaining parts of the damn chihuahua, and along with its employees, franchisees, and executives.

Finally, some annoying company has been shot out of our planet, including all the restaraunts, and their corporate HQ, with EVERYONE that uses those buildings.

by victor December 7, 2003

anti-war

See antiwar protestor.

COME ON, go!

by victor December 7, 2003

Firearm

Another one of man's best friends, second to the dog. You load a bullet, unlock the gun, aim at your target, pull the trigger, and get smacked in the face by kick-back. Usually protested against by hippies, anti-war protestors, liberals, and other idiots. The United Kingdom has fallen prey to the liberal predators in Parliament who passed laws controlling the ownership and usage of firearms, and not just safety laws (like the United States.)

I love my firearm. I sleep with it in my bed.

"George, I killed my firearm because i pet it too hard."
"Don't worry, Lenny, I'll fix it for you."

by victor December 6, 2003