Definitions by Uncle Joosie
Performance Deza
"Deza"—or soviet disinformation—is what Trump uses every damn day in an attempt to distract Americans with fucking bullshit so they forget the Russia scandal.
Donald "Cletus" Trump used his most-dramatic Performance Deza when he released audio of his agreeing to pay a hooker named Cherysh through his fixer Michael Cohen—which was to distract from Trump-Russia.
Performance Deza by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018
Farmer Welfare
Donald Trump & his official assholes arranged for taxpayers to fund $12B in Farmer Welfare so they'll shut their yap before the midterm elections.
Farmer Welfare by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018
Handjob in Helsinki
Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.
Handjob in Helsinki by Uncle Joosie July 22, 2018
Doggie ADD (DADD)
Canines afflicted with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Sparky the terrier had Doggie ADD (DADD) *so bad* that he couldn't walk straight on the sidewalk or finish his meal without being distracted by a squirrel.
Doggie ADD (DADD) by Uncle Joosie July 15, 2018
Resting Vagina Hands
when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.
Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.
Resting Vagina Hands by Uncle Joosie July 11, 2018
Size Queen Radar
Travis noticed a lanky guy walking down the street and used his trusty Size Queen Radar to determine that yes that dude was hung like a rhino.
Size Queen Radar by Uncle Joosie July 2, 2018
resting constipation face
Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.
resting constipation face by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018