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To Kill A Mockingbird
A tomboy and her older brother discover what the world is actually like when some lazy, entitled loser ruins a guy's life by framing him for raping and beating his daughter, and the poor guy is found guilty despite their father completely proving that there's no way he could have committed the crime. Then, they learn a valuable lesson about never judging a book by its cover when a mysterious recluse suddenly appears and saves their lives when they are attacked by the aforementioned loser.
Apart from a lot of filler, that is the whole story of To Kill a Mockingbird. One of the most legendary books of all time.
RIP Harper Lee
RIP Harper Lee
To Kill A Mockingbird by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2021
Hang Mike Pence
An infamous Twitter hashtag that surfaced shortly after former U.S Vice President Michael R. Pence "betrayed" Donald Trump by not challenging the Electoral College votes, despite saying that he would challenge them the day before. It was quickly widespread, and several conservative movements and their supporters followed suit, calling for him to be hanged for treason.
The "Hang Mike Pence" hashtag was short-lived, but it was powerful enough for Mike Pence to completely fall off the face of the earth. It is unknown why he disappeared instead of meaningfully addressing it, or why it disappeared so quickly; the only thing America knows is that he is now considered a disgrace among members of the GOP.
Hang Mike Pence by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021
AIDS
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) is a deadly disease caused by HIV, a viral STD. AIDS causes a person's immune system to effectively die, thereby leaving the person helpless to whatever other diseases they may be afflicted by from that point onward. AIDS is believed to have originated in the 1920s, when people in what is now the Republic of Congo hunted down and ate chimpanzees, being blissfully aware that they contained the virus. Thus, a monster was born; the disease spread to humans, and panic ensued...well, not until about sixty years later, but you get the idea.
AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.
AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.
AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS wasn't really recognized until the 1980s, when it cropped up in the United States. Since then, it has spread around the world to many people, including some celebrities such as Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson. Johnson later became famous for spreading awareness of the virus. Amazingly, he is still alive nearly thirty years after finding out that he had the disease.
AIDS by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
Tortitude
A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.
Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.
Tortitude by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
1. Hey guys, OP here. I'm just here to (insert stuff here blah blah blah)...
2. This weapon is so OP, it completely sucks the fun out of the game for everyone, including the user.
2. This weapon is so OP, it completely sucks the fun out of the game for everyone, including the user.
OP by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021