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Hang Mike Pence
An infamous Twitter hashtag that surfaced shortly after former U.S Vice President Michael R. Pence "betrayed" Donald Trump by not challenging the Electoral College votes, despite saying that he would challenge them the day before. It was quickly widespread, and several conservative movements and their supporters followed suit, calling for him to be hanged for treason.
The "Hang Mike Pence" hashtag was short-lived, but it was powerful enough for Mike Pence to completely fall off the face of the earth. It is unknown why he disappeared instead of meaningfully addressing it, or why it disappeared so quickly; the only thing America knows is that he is now considered a disgrace among members of the GOP.
Hang Mike Pence by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021
Andy Dick
Andy Dick by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021
AIDS
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) is a deadly disease caused by HIV, a viral STD. AIDS causes a person's immune system to effectively die, thereby leaving the person helpless to whatever other diseases they may be afflicted by from that point onward. AIDS is believed to have originated in the 1920s, when people in what is now the Republic of Congo hunted down and ate chimpanzees, being blissfully aware that they contained the virus. Thus, a monster was born; the disease spread to humans, and panic ensued...well, not until about sixty years later, but you get the idea.
AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.
AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.
AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS wasn't really recognized until the 1980s, when it cropped up in the United States. Since then, it has spread around the world to many people, including some celebrities such as Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson. Johnson later became famous for spreading awareness of the virus. Amazingly, he is still alive nearly thirty years after finding out that he had the disease.
AIDS by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
Tortitude
A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.
Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.
Tortitude by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
1. Hey guys, OP here. I'm just here to (insert stuff here blah blah blah)...
2. This weapon is so OP, it completely sucks the fun out of the game for everyone, including the user.
2. This weapon is so OP, it completely sucks the fun out of the game for everyone, including the user.
OP by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
25 Minutes To Go
A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
25 Minutes To Go by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
Charles Harrelson
A hitman/assassin who killed a judge by the name of John Wood and was subsequently sentenced to life in prison. After a failed escape attempt, he simply accepted his fate and lived the rest of his life in prison until March 2006, when he died of a heart attack.
He has two sons: Woody and Brett. They are both actors, although the former is far more prominent.
He has two sons: Woody and Brett. They are both actors, although the former is far more prominent.
Can you imagine how Woody Harrelson must have felt when he realized that his father, Charles Harrelson, was a killer? That must have caused some issues.
Charles Harrelson by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021