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Gordon Lightfoot
Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. (Yes...his middle name is Meredith) is a Canadian songwriter born in 1938.
He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.
Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.
Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
Gordon Lightfoot must have lied that he doesn't have a middle name a lot throughout his life...I certainly would if my middle name was a female name.
Gordon Lightfoot by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2020
Affront to the Ears
A ridiculously irritating sound.
Affront to the Ears by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2020
December 16
The worst day to have your birthday on, according to researchers.
Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.
Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.
December 16 by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2020
Covered Up
Covered Up by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2020
Mitt RINO
Mitt Romney's real name.
It actually isn't...but being a Republican-In-Name-Only (RINO) politician, it fits him better.
It actually isn't...but being a Republican-In-Name-Only (RINO) politician, it fits him better.
"Hey, ya wanna see Mitt Romney naked?"
"Umm..."
"Here it is!" *Shows a picture of a rhinoceros* "I call it Mitt RINO!"
"Umm..."
"Here it is!" *Shows a picture of a rhinoceros* "I call it Mitt RINO!"
Mitt RINO by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2020
Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome
When you force your political beliefs onto your website, and use your power as the founder to unfairly persecute those who disagree with you.
Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome be like:
"Howdy y'all, I'm Mark Zuckerberg."
"As you may know, I am a flaming liberal. If you're not, and I find out, YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OFF MY WEBSITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"....So anyway, I heard you were interested in toilets..."
"Howdy y'all, I'm Mark Zuckerberg."
"As you may know, I am a flaming liberal. If you're not, and I find out, YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OFF MY WEBSITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"....So anyway, I heard you were interested in toilets..."
Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020
The Year the Music Died
When music became utter shite.
Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....
The Year the Music Died by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020