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Do as I say, not as I do
A phrase that literally means "I am a hypocrite, but you should still obey me." It is commonly used to mock someone (usually a politician, but can actually be anyone) displaying utter hypocrisy of any kind.
California Governor Gavin Newsom tries to mandate masks in the state. Later, he was seen sitting at a restaurant table with eleven people. Every single one of those eleven people -- Newsom included -- was NOT wearing a mask.
"Do as I say, not as I do" he said, effectively sweeping it under the rug.
"Do as I say, not as I do" he said, effectively sweeping it under the rug.
Do as I say, not as I do by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2020
Norman Mailer
Answering a question extremely quickly, especially a rather difficult one.
The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.
The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.
Contestant: "Bob, in 1960, what author stabbed his second wife, Adele, with a pen knife during an argument at a party?"
Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!
*Audience cheers*
(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)
Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!
*Audience cheers*
(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)
Norman Mailer by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2020
Gordon Lightfoot
Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. (Yes...his middle name is Meredith) is a Canadian songwriter born in 1938.
He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.
Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.
Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
Gordon Lightfoot must have lied that he doesn't have a middle name a lot throughout his life...I certainly would if my middle name was a female name.
Gordon Lightfoot by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2020
Affront to the Ears
A ridiculously irritating sound.
Affront to the Ears by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2020
December 16
The worst day to have your birthday on, according to researchers.
Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.
Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.
December 16 by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2020
Covered Up
Covered Up by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2020
Mitt RINO
Mitt Romney's real name.
It actually isn't...but being a Republican-In-Name-Only (RINO) politician, it fits him better.
It actually isn't...but being a Republican-In-Name-Only (RINO) politician, it fits him better.
"Hey, ya wanna see Mitt Romney naked?"
"Umm..."
"Here it is!" *Shows a picture of a rhinoceros* "I call it Mitt RINO!"
"Umm..."
"Here it is!" *Shows a picture of a rhinoceros* "I call it Mitt RINO!"
Mitt RINO by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2020