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by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021
Get the Broad Side of a Barn mug.Human-animal hybrids that typically get a bad rap because of how cringe they are on Roblox.
Kitsunes (foxes), Nekos (cats), and Werewolves (self-explanatory) are the most popular.
Kitsunes (foxes), Nekos (cats), and Werewolves (self-explanatory) are the most popular.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021
Get the Furries mug.Actual: My grandma suffers from COPD and is very weak.
Slang: That joke was so good, I was absolutely weak for a solid five minutes
Slang: That joke was so good, I was absolutely weak for a solid five minutes
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2021
Get the Weak mug.What someone says when they're trying to hide something from a friend who may or may not murder them and/or burst into tears when said thing is discovered.
*Mark's dog, Damon, has gone missing*
*Mark's friend Terry finally finds Damon dead in the middle of the road, apparently ran over*
Mark: "It's been more than a week now, Terry. Have you found Damon yet?"
Terry: "Umm...about that..."
*Mark's friend Terry finally finds Damon dead in the middle of the road, apparently ran over*
Mark: "It's been more than a week now, Terry. Have you found Damon yet?"
Terry: "Umm...about that..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2021
Get the About That mug.1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it
2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off
2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off
Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.
Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!
Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021
Get the Beat It mug.An Internet catchphrase for when someone gets brutally roasted online. Basically the Internet equivalent of a mic drop.
Person A: "My cat's eyes look weird. What should I do?"
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021
Get the Ice For That Burn mug.A gigantic spider/human hybrid commonly found in horror-themed ASMRs that would make an arachnophobe unable to sleep for weeks. Can be either male or female, although females are much more common.
The drider is rarely seen in any media other than ASMRs. They are usually very sadistic and will tease/torture the listener, who will always be in their giant, human-sized web. However, this is not always the case.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021
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