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25 Minutes To Go
A song originally by Shel Silverstein, popularized by Johnny Cash. The song is about a man on death row on the day of his execution counting down the time to his demise minute by minute, from his last meal until the hanging.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Despite being very dark, the song is considered quite humorous due to Johnny Cash's hilariously animated music video to accommodate the fact that he would die if he tried to re-enact the execution.
Despite a blatant error near the end where he says "Seven more minutes to go," instead of "Four more minutes to go" (which was later corrected in the live version), the song was very well received. Johnny Cash's darkest songs tended to be his most amusing ones as well, after all.
Well, they're building a gallows outside my cell...and I've got 25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
And the whole town's waiting just to hear me yell...I've got 24 minutes to go
25 Minutes To Go by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
Charles Harrelson
A hitman/assassin who killed a judge by the name of John Wood and was subsequently sentenced to life in prison. After a failed escape attempt, he simply accepted his fate and lived the rest of his life in prison until March 2006, when he died of a heart attack.
He has two sons: Woody and Brett. They are both actors, although the former is far more prominent.
He has two sons: Woody and Brett. They are both actors, although the former is far more prominent.
Can you imagine how Woody Harrelson must have felt when he realized that his father, Charles Harrelson, was a killer? That must have caused some issues.
Charles Harrelson by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
The Gandhi Effect
If you're idolized enough, people will ignore all the horrible things you've done in your life. Being deceased is optional, although it has been proven to make the effect more...effective.
The Gandhi Effect is named for Mahatma Gandhi, who is often worshipped as a hero around the world, despite the fact that he was a serial rapist.
The Gandhi Effect by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
Michael Jordan
A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
Michael Jordan by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
Banana Eats
A popular Roblox game made by RyCitrus as a successor to his other game, Midnight Snack Attack. Players must escape a giant banana (or bananas, depending on the game mode), while completing various tasks scattered around the map to reduce the time that the banana(s) has to find them. As of this writing, the game has more than 250,000,000 visits and is still updated on a monthly basis.
Banana Eats by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021
Garry's Mod
Garry's Mod, also known as GMod, is a...well, mod of Half-Life 2. You get to mess around with an almost infinite amount of objects in an almost infinite amount of maps. The possibilities are literally endless.
There's also a couple game modes, including but not limited to:
-Hide and Seek; exactly what it sounds like.
-Prop Hunt; A couple players try to blend in with the map by becoming various objects while the others try to find and kill them.
-Guess Who: Prop Hunt, but with player models and special abilities.
-Trouble in Terrorist Town (TTT): The OG Among Us with guns.
Deathrun: One player is "Death." The other players have to dodge various traps triggered by "Death," and try to make it to the end of the map.
There's also a couple game modes, including but not limited to:
-Hide and Seek; exactly what it sounds like.
-Prop Hunt; A couple players try to blend in with the map by becoming various objects while the others try to find and kill them.
-Guess Who: Prop Hunt, but with player models and special abilities.
-Trouble in Terrorist Town (TTT): The OG Among Us with guns.
Deathrun: One player is "Death." The other players have to dodge various traps triggered by "Death," and try to make it to the end of the map.
Garry's Mod was popularized by VanossGaming and his friends after they migrated from GTA V. It is still popular seventeen years after its release, and probably will remain that way until whenever Garry's Mod 2 comes out.
Garry's Mod by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021
Jonas Neubauer
Jonas Neubauer by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021