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Abe Vigoda

An Americanactor known for starring in Barney Miller and its spinoff, as well as The Godfather. He's also known for the numerous times he was the victim of a death hoax, to the point that it became a running joke among various actors and comedians, including Vigoda himself.

"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda

Born: February 24, 1921

Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)
When Abe Vigoda actually died, the news article about his death had the text "THIS IS NOT A HOAX" written in bold letters so people would know it wasn't another trick. He really was falsely reported dead that many times.

VanossGaming and Company 

A group of fine young men who play games together. They started with GTA V until it got stale. Then they played Garry's Mod until it got stale. Now they just do whatever weird games they can find.
The VanossGaming and Company Ensemble:

VanossGaming: The eponymous Youtuber of the group. Also a massive troll.

H2O Delirious: The "second in command" to Vanoss. Might have a few screws loose.
Moo Snuckel: The happy-go-lucky guy who just wants to enjoy the game. He almost never rages, which makes it quite scary when he does.
Terroriser: The main punching bag. (Get to the choppa!)
Daithi De Nogla: The other punching bag. Has a very weird voice that makes him borderline unintelligible.

BasicallyIDoWrk: The short-tempered black guy who has zero tolerance for the others' bullshit.
I Am Wildcat: The loudest and most foul-mouthed member of the group.

BigJigglyPanda: A fat "homeless" guy who has anger issues and an excruciatingly irritating laugh.
...And many more.

FORMER MEMBERS:

Mini Ladd: He could be seen in many videos prior to his abrupt departure. He has since been exposed as a pedophile.

Lui Calibre: A member who occasionally used a "Squeaker Kid" voice for humorous purpose. Like Mini Ladd, he also abruptly left and was exposed as a pedophile.

Ohmwrecker: While he does still play occasionally, he has been more or less ousted due to his toxicity on Twitter.

Cuntflap 

A very offensive term coined by the Youtuber Mini Ladd, who ironically turned out to be a pedophile almost exactly three years later. Who knows how many "cuntflaps" he violated?
Mini Ladd: "Oh, there he is!" *The time runs out* "NO, YOU CUNTFLAP!"

Vanoss: "What?"

Nogla: "What's a cuntflap?"
Cuntflap by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2021

Jerry Van Dyke 

Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.
Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \

George Floyd 

An American criminal who committed several crimes over a timespan of roughly 30 years, from the late 80s/early 90s -- most notably holding a gun to an expecting mother's stomach -- until his death in May 2020.

Although it is frequently asserted that he was choked to death by a police officer, further investigation revealed that it's much more likely he died from a drug overdose, and the officer was trying to force them out of his system. His criminal past also came to light shortly after his conspicuous death, which did not help his public image.
George Floyd was not a hero. He definitely didn't deserve to die; no one does. But he was still a hardened criminal and should not be celebrated.

Sad Juice 

1. A "meme term" which is exactly what it sounds like

2. A way of paying respects to Jarad "Juice Wrld" Higgins, who died from a drug overdose in December 2019, despite the fact that he did it on purpose so he wouldn't get arrested for possession of illegal drugs. Yeah.
Today has been a really sad day, I need my sad juice.

Angela Lansbury 

The British equivalent of Betty White. Despite her advanced age (She was born in 1925), she is still very active in the acting business.
Although she is best known far starring in the main role in "Murder, She Wrote," Angela Lansbury's career actually dates back to the mid-1940s. And she's still going. What a beast.