Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Doki Doki Literature Club
Guy meets four girls at school. One of them is a Yandere who knows that she's in a video game. Hijinks ensue as she does what Yanderes do best.
That's all I can say without spoiling anything, assuming the word "Yandere" didn't give it away.
That's all I can say without spoiling anything, assuming the word "Yandere" didn't give it away.
Doki Doki Literature Club seems like a cute game at first...but the further you go, the darker it gets. Kinda like Eversion.
Doki Doki Literature Club by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021
Yandere
A person commonly found in Anime who will do literally anything to be with someone they have a particular interest in, whether or not the feeling is mutual.
A Yandere will also have five defining characteristics, which are as follows:
1. Love. They're madly in love with someone, and they will do anything to make them happy and make sure they only have feelings for them.
2. Mental Instability. Yanderes are often described as crazy or insane due to their extreme determination to be with who they love. They will stop at nothing -- not even murder -- to achieve their goal of being with their other half for the rest of their lives.
3. Sadism. Yanderes will often murder people whom they perceive as a threat in ways that would make even Jeffrey Dahmer sick to his stomach, and will openly talk about it like it was just another Friday afternoon.
4. Jealousy. Anyone who even breathes in their love interest's direction better sleep with one eye open...or they may never open their eyes again.
5. Trust Issues. Yanderes trust absolutely NO ONE, and are downright impossible to reason with.
A Yandere will also have five defining characteristics, which are as follows:
1. Love. They're madly in love with someone, and they will do anything to make them happy and make sure they only have feelings for them.
2. Mental Instability. Yanderes are often described as crazy or insane due to their extreme determination to be with who they love. They will stop at nothing -- not even murder -- to achieve their goal of being with their other half for the rest of their lives.
3. Sadism. Yanderes will often murder people whom they perceive as a threat in ways that would make even Jeffrey Dahmer sick to his stomach, and will openly talk about it like it was just another Friday afternoon.
4. Jealousy. Anyone who even breathes in their love interest's direction better sleep with one eye open...or they may never open their eyes again.
5. Trust Issues. Yanderes trust absolutely NO ONE, and are downright impossible to reason with.
Yanderes are almost always female, and tend to be extremely feared by the rest of the characters. They're also commonly found in ASMRs, despite the fact that they are supposed to be...well, comforting. One can argue that ASMRtists who use Yanderes in their work are missing the point of the whole thing.
Yandere by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021
Abe Vigoda
An Americanactor known for starring in Barney Miller and its spinoff, as well as The Godfather. He's also known for the numerous times he was the victim of a death hoax, to the point that it became a running joke among various actors and comedians, including Vigoda himself.
"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"
Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda
Born: February 24, 1921
Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)
"I'm still alive, you pinhead!"
Birth Name: Abraham Charles Vigoda
Born: February 24, 1921
Current Status: Deceased (January 26, 2016; 94 years old)
When Abe Vigoda actually died, the news article about his death had the text "THIS IS NOT A HOAX" written in bold letters so people would know it wasn't another trick. He really was falsely reported dead that many times.
Abe Vigoda by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021
VanossGaming and Company
A group of fine young men who play games together. They started with GTA V until it got stale. Then they played Garry's Mod until it got stale. Now they just do whatever weird games they can find.
The VanossGaming and Company Ensemble:
VanossGaming: The eponymous Youtuber of the group. Also a massive troll.
H2O Delirious: The "second in command" to Vanoss. Might have a few screws loose.
Moo Snuckel: The happy-go-lucky guy who just wants to enjoy the game. He almost never rages, which makes it quite scary when he does.
Terroriser: The main punching bag. (Get to the choppa!)
Daithi De Nogla: The other punching bag. Has a very weird voice that makes him borderline unintelligible.
BasicallyIDoWrk: The short-tempered black guy who has zero tolerance for the others' bullshit.
I Am Wildcat: The loudest and most foul-mouthed member of the group.
BigJigglyPanda: A fat "homeless" guy who has anger issues and an excruciatingly irritating laugh.
...And many more.
FORMER MEMBERS:
Mini Ladd: He could be seen in many videos prior to his abrupt departure. He has since been exposed as a pedophile.
Lui Calibre: A member who occasionally used a "Squeaker Kid" voice for humorous purpose. Like Mini Ladd, he also abruptly left and was exposed as a pedophile.
Ohmwrecker: While he does still play occasionally, he has been more or less ousted due to his toxicity on Twitter.
VanossGaming: The eponymous Youtuber of the group. Also a massive troll.
H2O Delirious: The "second in command" to Vanoss. Might have a few screws loose.
Moo Snuckel: The happy-go-lucky guy who just wants to enjoy the game. He almost never rages, which makes it quite scary when he does.
Terroriser: The main punching bag. (Get to the choppa!)
Daithi De Nogla: The other punching bag. Has a very weird voice that makes him borderline unintelligible.
BasicallyIDoWrk: The short-tempered black guy who has zero tolerance for the others' bullshit.
I Am Wildcat: The loudest and most foul-mouthed member of the group.
BigJigglyPanda: A fat "homeless" guy who has anger issues and an excruciatingly irritating laugh.
...And many more.
FORMER MEMBERS:
Mini Ladd: He could be seen in many videos prior to his abrupt departure. He has since been exposed as a pedophile.
Lui Calibre: A member who occasionally used a "Squeaker Kid" voice for humorous purpose. Like Mini Ladd, he also abruptly left and was exposed as a pedophile.
Ohmwrecker: While he does still play occasionally, he has been more or less ousted due to his toxicity on Twitter.
VanossGaming and Company by Ubeenbamboozledson July 25, 2021
Cuntflap
A very offensive term coined by the Youtuber Mini Ladd, who ironically turned out to be a pedophile almost exactly three years later. Who knows how many "cuntflaps" he violated?
Mini Ladd: "Oh, there he is!" *The time runs out* "NO, YOU CUNTFLAP!"
Vanoss: "What?"
Nogla: "What's a cuntflap?"
Vanoss: "What?"
Nogla: "What's a cuntflap?"
Cuntflap by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2021
Jerry Van Dyke
Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.
Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \
Jerry Van Dyke by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2021
George Floyd
An American criminal who committed several crimes over a timespan of roughly 30 years, from the late 80s/early 90s -- most notably holding a gun to an expecting mother's stomach -- until his death in May 2020.
Although it is frequently asserted that he was choked to death by a police officer, further investigation revealed that it's much more likely he died from a drug overdose, and the officer was trying to force them out of his system. His criminal past also came to light shortly after his conspicuous death, which did not help his public image.
Although it is frequently asserted that he was choked to death by a police officer, further investigation revealed that it's much more likely he died from a drug overdose, and the officer was trying to force them out of his system. His criminal past also came to light shortly after his conspicuous death, which did not help his public image.
George Floyd was not a hero. He definitely didn't deserve to die; no one does. But he was still a hardened criminal and should not be celebrated.
George Floyd by Ubeenbamboozledson July 23, 2021