Avoidant Personality Disorder, sometimes abbreviated as AVPD, is a relatively rare personality disorder that makes a person abnormally...well, avoidant.
Symptoms of Avoidant Personality Disorder can include:
-Extreme sensitivity to criticism or rejection, even if done in a nice way
-Social isolation, due to only hanging out with people who will accept them and avoiding people who are critical

-Fear of conflict; not voicing complaints, lest the subject(s) of the complaint react harshly
-Extremely low self-esteem; lower than that of a person suffering from depression
-Crippling shyness

-Being easily embarrassed or flustered
-Over-explaining a lot to avoid any potential misunderstandings
-Being unresponsive to any forms of communication (particularly verbal communication), especially if they are unhappy with someone, or vice versa
-Having trouble asking for help
-Extreme indecisiveness

Mental and personality disorders are different for everyone, but it doesn't make them any less serious.
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A game show where a contestant answers 15 increasingly difficult questions to win $1 Million.

It's a lot more complex than that, but that's good enough...
Who Wants to be a Millionaire: The game show where you're asked insultingly easy questions until you're sick of it, and then suddenly those questions get really hard and it becomes interesting.
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🤷🏻 ♂️

An emoji used after a true statement (or a rhetorical question) that invalidates an argument, used to show that the person typing the comment knows the other person will ignore it.

Also has a female variant: 🤷🏻 ♀️
"No guy wants to date me after I cheated on my boyfriend"
"That sounds like a 'you' problem 🤷🏻 ♂️"
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ASDFophobia

The (totally not made up) fear of backstories.
The origin of ASDFophobia

Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!

Doctor: When did this all start?

Patient: Well....AAAAHHHHH!!!
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Woodrow Wilson

What your history teacher tells you: One of America's greatest presidents who guided us through WW1, and was overall leaps n' bounds better than President Taft.

Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
There's no denying that Woodrow Wilson really helped America during the war. But there's also no denying that he was a woman-hater and a half.
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Proud Mary

A popular song that has been covered too many times to count. The Creedence Clearwater Revival version is the most popular one.
Left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin'

Worryin' 'bout the way things might've been

Big wheel keeps on turning
Proud Mary keeps on burning

Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' on the river
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Fourth Wall Fall Wave

When a cartoon character realizes they are about to fall a great distance. But before they begin to fall, they look directly at the screen and wave goodbye to the viewer(s).
Wile E. Coyote is the undisputed master of the Fourth Wall Fall Wave.
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