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Jacksepticeye Troll 

A person who thinks that making fun of someone when their dad dies is the funniest shit ever.
A video about why Sean "Jack" McLoughlin's dad deserved to die currently has quite possibly the lowest like-to-dislike ratio in the history of Youtube, with barely 200 likes and more than 11,000 dislikes; in other words, a ratio of roughly 0.01%.

To any of those Jacksepticeye Trolls: I hope your dad dies tomorrow and no one comes to their funeral.

Sincerely

The Internet

Butterfingers

A clumsy person whose primary trait is their unfailing ability to constantly drop things, as if their hands were smeared with butter.
Darrell tried out for the football team, but he didn't make it because his butterfingers made him a massive millstone around the team's neck.

The Vision Test 

A quiz game inspired by "The Impossible Quiz." Fifty levels that start off easy, but eventually require careful observation and brain power in order to figure them out.
The Vision Test is known for being just as difficult as The Impossible Quiz, only negated by the fact that there are checkpoints. Level 47 & Level 49 are particularly notorious. Have fun!

The Maze Game

The Maze Game, also known as The Scary Maze Game, is a game where the player must use their mouse to navigate a red block to the end of the level without touching the walls.

There are three levels; the first two are easy, and the third one is nearly impossible...but are you sure you want to see what happens when you finally beat it?
The Maze Game has spawned a meme where a guy breaks his computer after being absolutely terrified of what happens when you beat the third level. That's how scary it is.

Kaizo Trap 

A "trap" that can cause the player to die after completing a level, thereby forcing them to do it all over again. It's usually caused by flaws in design, although it can be intentional.

Named for a level in Kaizo Mario World where the player must active a P-Switch before hitting the goal, or Mario will walk off into a pit of lava and die, negating the victory.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS??"

-JonTron, after falling for the OG Kaizo Trap

Kaizo Mario

Kaizo Mario (or "Asshole Mario" in English) is a notorious trilogy of sadistically difficult Super Mario World ROM hacks.
While Kaizo Mario has become infamous for pioneering the way for many extraordinarily difficult ROM hacks, some hardcore gamers look upon them fondly as an actual challenge. You can often find them in Super Expert on Super Mario Maker.

The Lost Levels

The REAL Super Mario Bros. 2 that we never got for two reasons:

1. It was too similar to the original.

2. It was Kaizo Mario before Kaizo Mario was cool.

For these two reasons, the folks down west said no, and stole one of Japan's games and made it into the SMB 2 that we all remember.
Despite its infamous reputation, The Lost Levels is actually not a bad game -- but it is very frustrating. The last two levels of the original game will probably take you several hours, and world C-4 is damn near impossible without cheats.