When a cartoon character realizes they are about to fall a great distance. But before they begin to fall, they look directly at the screen and wave goodbye to the viewer(s).
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 02, 2022

Something really controversial just happened and you're not sure what to think?
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

After John's three kids wouldn't stop fighting on the way to Disneyland, he lost his temper.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 11, 2022

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones
2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template
2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template
"What was that drink you left on my desk?"
"Bone hurting juice."
"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"
"Bone hurting juice."
"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2023

A girl tries way too hard to be happy all the time and gets really damn depressed. Sadness ensues. Get the tissues.
Person 1: "How dead inside are you?"
Person 2: "I didn't cry watching the movie Inside Out."
Person 1: "Damn. Me too. We're both practically walking skeletons."
Person 2: "I didn't cry watching the movie Inside Out."
Person 1: "Damn. Me too. We're both practically walking skeletons."
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 05, 2022

What your history teacher tells you: One of America's greatest presidents who guided us through WW1, and was overall leaps n' bounds better than President Taft.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
There's no denying that Woodrow Wilson really helped America during the war. But there's also no denying that he was a woman-hater and a half.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2023
