Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Thighspeed
The unofficial superhero alter ego of Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, possessing quick speed and an even quicker mind.
It comes from a DDLC mod where Monika is out in the rain and gets KO'd after being struck by lightning. When she wakes up, she finds out that she's in an entirely different location, and she's wearing a very strange outfit. She then realizes that the incident gave her superpowers, and she decides to use them for good.
It comes from a DDLC mod where Monika is out in the rain and gets KO'd after being struck by lightning. When she wakes up, she finds out that she's in an entirely different location, and she's wearing a very strange outfit. She then realizes that the incident gave her superpowers, and she decides to use them for good.
The name "Thighspeed" comes from the meme about Monika simps saying that she has "thicc thighs."
Yep, the internet is a weird place.
Yep, the internet is a weird place.
Thighspeed by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
Missed The Boat
Missed The Boat by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
In The Corner
1. Where your mom tells you to go when you do something bad as a child and she doesn't know how to punish you yet, so she kills you with sheer anticipation instead.
1.1 What modern-day parents use as a punishment because they're too much of a pushover to legitimately punish their children.
2. The source of one of the most (in)famous dad jokes of all time.
1.1 What modern-day parents use as a punishment because they're too much of a pushover to legitimately punish their children.
2. The source of one of the most (in)famous dad jokes of all time.
1. "Billy, what did you do to your sister?! Go sit in the corner!"
2.
"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go sit in the corner."
"Why?"
"It's ninety degrees."
2.
"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go sit in the corner."
"Why?"
"It's ninety degrees."
In The Corner by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
Multiple Middle Names
Having multiple middle names can be quite awkward. Think about when they were children; did their parents ever stop to breathe when yelling their full names when they REALLY did it?
"Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Get over here! NOW!"
"Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Get over here! NOW!"
Multiple Middle Names by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
Quiet Kid
The "Quiet Kid" stereotype is not funny. AT ALL. School shootings are very real and they are very serious. Making jokes about them is terrible. Get some help.
Quiet Kid by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
Jacksepticeye Troll
A video about why Sean "Jack" McLoughlin's dad deserved to die currently has quite possibly the lowest like-to-dislike ratio in the history of Youtube, with barely 200 likes and more than 11,000 dislikes; in other words, a ratio of roughly 0.01%.
To any of those Jacksepticeye Trolls: I hope your dad dies tomorrow and no one comes to their funeral.
Sincerely
The Internet
To any of those Jacksepticeye Trolls: I hope your dad dies tomorrow and no one comes to their funeral.
Sincerely
The Internet
Jacksepticeye Troll by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
Butterfingers
A clumsy person whose primary trait is their unfailing ability to constantly drop things, as if their hands were smeared with butter.
Darrell tried out for the football team, but he didn't make it because his butterfingers made him a massive millstone around the team's neck.
Butterfingers by Ubeenbamboozledson August 3, 2021