Dethpicable

"Despicable," but with a lisp. Used by Daffy Duck.

Bugs Bunny: *Tricks Daffy into getting himself shot*

Daffy Duck: You're dethpicable.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

TRAYSURES

How Fred Jones (Frank Welker; Scooby-Doo) says "Treasures."

Fred Jones: *Sees a huge pile of valuables*
Also Fred Jones: "THE STOLEN TRAYSURES!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 04, 2022

Kilometers Per Second

A slang term for suicide.

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

Post Sniping

Post sniping, also known as trade sniping, is the act of intercepting a trade between two parties by suddenly making a different offer, without giving the other party a chance to respond.

Post sniping goes like this:
1. OP posts something they wish to sell or trade
2. Person makes offer on OP's item
3. Before OP responds, a different person asks what the interested person wants for THEIR item, instead of waiting for OP to confirm if they are interested.

Post sniping is a dick move.

Don't be a dick. Wait your turn.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2022

😬

Awkward face

Wildcat: *Opens a door leading him right to the seekers*

"OHHH, THAT'S AWKWARD! 😬"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 22, 2022

Shambala

1. A song by Three Dog Night

2. A Sanskrit term that means "Place of peace"

It's also spelled "Shambhala"

I can tell my sister by the flower of her eyes on the road to Shambala
I can tell my brother by the flowers of his eyes on the road to Shambala

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 30, 2021

Midwest

The only place in America where you are almost 100% guaranteed to get snow in April every year. Sometimes it even snows in June if you're extremely unlucky.

Person from the Midwest: "My father once told me a story of how it snowed on his birthday in North Dakota, thereby ruining all of his and his friends and family's plans."
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022