Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Bluesky Syndrome

When a website goes to shit (allegedly or actually), it's only a matter of time before people discover a nearly identical "alternative," which will suddenly experience a massive surge in popularity. However, said popularity only ever lasts for about a month at most before it abruptly drops like a stone and people go right back to the old website.

This term is named for the phenomenon where the website Bluesky (an "alternative" to Twitter/X) suddenly became very popular in late 2024, then quietly disappeared from the mainstream by the end of the year.

Polytoria, an "alternative" to Roblox, experienced Bluesky Syndrome in February 2026.

Bluesky Syndrome by Ubeenbamboozledson May 14, 2026

How does the meat taste

A derogatory phrase aimed at a person who has been perceived as glazing someone (usually a man or organization) that is completely undeserving of any praise. The phrase is basically implying that the person is metaphorically sucking them off (i.e. "bootlicking"), and is therefore asking how they "taste."

Idiot: "James Charles did nothing wrong stop hating on him"

Smart guy: "How does the meat taste lil bro"

How does the meat taste by Ubeenbamboozledson May 10, 2026

Fun Police

An amusing term for people who become extremely miserable, rude, and/or pissy upon seeing others having fun in ways that they do not approve of.

Synonyms include, but are not limited to:

- Killjoy
- Buzzkill
- Wet blanket
- Party pooper
- Asshole

Look out everyone, the Fun Police is here

Fun Police by Ubeenbamboozledson April 14, 2026

Naming and Shaming

The act of posting someone's information — whether it be their username on a website/video game, or their real name — and publicly calling out something horrible that they have either already done or are actively doing.

Naming and shaming is discouraged in most communities, and its effectiveness is disputed.

Naming and Shaming by Ubeenbamboozledson April 11, 2026

Ehnoresrishigableblujigo

A made-up word accidentally created by John Lennon in an outtake from the Beatles' rooftop concert. During the first attempt to record the song, Lennon had a brain fart and completely forgot the lyrics to the song "Don't Let Me Down," resulting in this beautiful piece of gibberish.

"Ehnoresrishigableblujigo, ooh, she does, yes she does." -John Lennon, 30 January 1969

Ehnoresrishigableblujigo by Ubeenbamboozledson April 1, 2026

Retail

A job that will either make you or break you. Most likely the latter.

If you think you're a people person, working in retail will test that theory. If you're not a people person, working in retail will force you to become one.

Either way, within a year you'll be an entirely different person, for better or worse.

Retail by Ubeenbamboozledson March 5, 2026

Post-post Cringe

When you make a post on a website and cringe when you look back on it later.

I made up a really stupid definition on Urban Dictionary and now I have post-post cringe.

Post-post Cringe by Ubeenbamboozledson March 5, 2026