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Suicided or Died Mysteriously 

The message in GMod Prop Hunt when a hunter dies, usually due to noob-tubing a room full of props (suicided) or randomly "tripping" over something and dying (died mysteriously). The gamemode was very poorly made and is not updated, so the latter happens surprisingly often.
Daithi De Nogla: *Steps on a toilet and dies* "Agh! I slipped on a toilet! WHAT THE FUCKKK!"

"Daithi De Nogla suicided or died mysteriously."

National Treasure 

A blasphemous term for a person who is extremely well-liked by everyone.

Narcissistic Parent 

The worst thing you can ever have in your life. A narcissistic parent doesn't love you, and simply sees you as an accident that sometimes serves as a useful tool to give them leverage in life. Trying to talk to them is like talking to a brick wall, and they always turn their flaws around on you to make it seem like you're being ungrateful. A person with a narcissistic parent often feels as though the parent in question doesn't care about them -- and they're right. But they also feel like their emotions and feelings mean nothing; THAT is false.
If you have a narcissistic parent -- or worse yet, BOTH of your parents are narcissists -- the best thing to do is RUN, and never look back. Forget they ever existed, because they never cared about your existence. You are worthy of being loved, even if your parent(s) don't think so. Find a person whom you look up to as the father/mother figure you never had and never let go. Don't even bother confronting them, because it will just make things worse for you. Simply cut them out and if you ever have children of your own, do everything you can to NOT be your parents.
Democrat In Name Only; a member of the Democratic Party who may as well change their political affiliation to Republican, because they sure act like one.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is a DINO, much like his deceased father and uncle; he is a notorious conspiracy theorist and anti-vaxxer, and other democrats consider him to be a traitor.
DINO by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2021

Hallowthanksmas 

An event occurring from October 1-31 (give or take) every year where people start thinking about Spooky Season. But wait! Thanksgiving is next month! And the month after that is Christmas!

The result is all of the holidays being lumped together, resulting in "Hallow" (Halloween) "Thanks" (Thanksgiving) "Mas" (Christmas).
Nobody:

Walmart in the middle of September: Happy Hallowthanksmas!

Steve Miller Band 

A (very) long-running rock band active from the mid-1960's to the present. This band has too many amazing songs to count, including "Rock'n Me", "Jet Airliner", and "The Joker".

Steven "Steve" Miller has been the lead singer of the band since its creation, and he is still alive and performing with the band at the age of 77 as of this writing.
The longer the Steve Miller Band remains active, the more impressive and yet funny it gets. It's almost like the name of the band has obligated Steve Miller to live forever. And he's still got it, too!

Self-Harm 

The act of intentionally hurting oneself, usually by cutting one's wrists/arms with a knife.
Self-Harm is a hallmark of end-stage depression. Oftentimes, the person just feels no numb inside that they just want to be able to feel something, no matter what the sensation may be. They often (if not always) wear long-sleeve shirts to conceal their wounds, lest someone discover them and realize something is very, very wrong.

Self-harming is very serious and should not be ignored. If you know someone who is doing it, get them to a hospital. Let them know they are loved and that they matter. And if you are that person...Read that last sentence again. You have a place in this world. No matter how difficult it may be to find your place...don't give up. Suicide does not end your suffering your good; it transfers it to your friends and family. Speaking of which, they care for you, too. (Or at least, I hope they do.)
Self-Harm by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2021