In The Corner

1. Where your mom tells you to go when you do something bad as a child and she doesn't know how to punish you yet, so she kills you with sheer anticipation instead.
1.1 What modern-day parents use as a punishment because they're too much of a pushover to legitimately punish their children.

2. The source of one of the most (in)famous dad jokes of all time.

1. "Billy, what did you do to your sister?! Go sit in the corner!"

2.

"Dad, I'm cold."

"Go sit in the corner."

"Why?"

"It's ninety degrees."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 04, 2021

Legally Obligated

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.

If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 02, 2020

DECEASED

When something (a game or a trend, etc.) is extremely dead. It died so fast and so abruptly that "dead" just isn't a powerful enough word.

(Yes, it must be in all caps.)

Candy Cigarettes used to be insanely popular, but they are now absolutely DECEASED because times have changed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 05, 2021

Urban Backdraft

Something you may end up on the wrong end of if you have certain opinions.

When a controversial event is happening, Urban Dictionary will take a completely one-sided view on the issue, regardless of whether or not it is actually correct, and stand by it no matter what. Anyone who expresses an opposite opinion gets downvoted to hell. This is what is called an "Urban Backdraft."

Now, factor in the fact that Urban Dictionary is extremely left-wing, and you have an anti-conservative crapshoot.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 01, 2022

Golden Death Day

The anniversary of a person's death that matches how old they were when they died.

Elvis Presley died on August 16, 1977 at the age of 42. So his Golden Death Day was August 16, 2019.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 11, 2021

ARFID

Avoidant-Restrictive Food Intake Disorder - A largely unknown and extremely misunderstood eating disorder that causes extreme food sensitivities and distress when trying new foods. The most common symptom is a limited (and very poor) diet, which can cause numerous issues. ARFID commonly coexists with autism, itself a common cause of food sensitivities.

ARFID is different from picky eating in that it is not something you grow out of. It is not "immature." People with ARFID long to be able to experience food like a normal person. Unfortunately, virtually no one understands this; as a result, ableism runs rampant with this disorder.

ARFID is, without a doubt, the most misunderstood disease in the world.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 03, 2024

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020